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Burglar Steals Shower And Body Scrub In Town Of Surprise

by | 27th, June 2011

JIMMY Phillips broke into a family house in Arizona and took a shower. Ryan McCoy, 13,tells police that Phillips used used his sister’s shampoo body scrubber. Neighbours said Phillips emerged wearing their clothes. In mitigation, Anorak offers an explanation – the town where Phillips was stealing a shower and wearing someone else’s clothes is called…Surprise.

It turns out that nominative determinism works for places and people…

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NOMINATIVE determinism is not needed when the hack is too lazy or jaded to get the interviewees real name or make one up. In this Fargo newspaper, readers see Haywood Jablome shovelling snow…

 



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