Kerry Katona Is Not Pregnant And Living By A Drugs Dealer In Warrington
KERRY Katona is “desperate“. Not our judgement but that of the News of The World which says “DESPERATE Kerry Katona is back with her Take Me Out ex Dan Foden and is moving to Warrington to be near him“. Desperate might become Kerry’s epithet, a word that leads her name – see “rubber-faced comic” Rowan Atkinson; “troubled” Britney Spears’; “lying” Tony Blair; “nation’s sweetheart” Cheryl Cole and so on…
As for Kerry and Dan being back together, you may recall back in April 2007, when she said:
“It’s still early days with Dan and it’s so nice to keeping it all to myself!… I’m just keeping it quiet for now and enjoying it.”
You may also recall Dan, who appeared as contestant on a Saturday night telly show, telling a, er, celebrity magazine:
“Kerry’s world is just too mad. She’s a lovely girl but I can’t live in that showbiz bubble. The people around her are friends, but they are not real friends, if you know what I mean.”
Dan went on to say that the “eight-week fling” Kerry’s sources spoke of was two dates. She said that he told her:
“I can’t handle this world, I’m not mature enough for it.”
So, mindful of all that irony, here’s today’s story:
One friend said: “Kerry is infatuated with Dan. She’s in contact with him non-stop and is convinced it will work this time. But he’s already sold a story on her and we don’t believe he is genuine. He wants to be famous and is toying with her emotions. Kerry will never learn.”
Kerry Katona’s career is now about negatives. She has no money. She has no home. She is talking about not going out with Dan. Also, Kerry Katona is not taking drugs. As the paper tells us:
Last week mum-of- four Kerry also took a drugs test for the News of the World to prove she wasn’t on anything. The results are due soon and we’ll reveal them next week.
In the coming weeks, look out for Kerry Katona taking a pregnancy test to show us that she is not pregnant; drinking a diuretic to show us that she’s not retaining water; eating a Subway bolognese sandwich to show us that she is not wheat intolerant; trying to tame lions to show us that she is not good with animals; and so on…
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THIS PICTURE IS FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY : Singer Kerry McFadden , of the girl band Atomic Kitten, performing on stage at the Disney Channel Kids Awards 2000, at the London Docklands Arena. * 10/1/2001: McFadden and Atomic Kitten's Kerry Katona are expecting a baby. The baby is due on September 5 the day before Kerry's 21st birthday. The pop star pair secretly got engaged last year but kept the news under wraps until a few weeks ago for fear of upsetting Westlife's millions of young fans. 18/1/2001: Kerry Katona, who is pregnant and will leave girl group Atomic Kitten for the health of her unborn child, her record company said. She is to be replaced by blonde Jenny Frost who was seen earlier this year among a party holidaying with the Duke of York in Thailand. Kerry, 20, is said to be leaving the band early in order to rest from the hectic schedule and prepare for the birth of her baby in September. 06/03/02 The former Atomic Kitten star turned TV presenter beat rivals including Victoria Beckham to the title of Celebrity Mum of the Year. Katona, who is married to Westlife's Bryan McFadden and mother to six-month-old Molly, got more than twice as many votes as Posh Spice in the online poll by toy firm The Blue Foot Bear Company.
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