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Victoria Beckham Gives Birth And Baby Posh Suri Shiloh ViDa Beckham Is Already On The Rack

by | 10th, July 2011

AND lo it came to pass that Victoria Beckham managed to give birth to a baby…girl. The his ‘n’ her range of Beckeroons is complete. Baby Posh is upon us and Her Poshness’s rack. No, not her pneumatic chests – her rack of clothes.

We also know that Baby ViDa weighs 7lb 10oz. Although Anorak thinks they may have weighed mum, mum’s gems and bags and the baby together.

They say she has a logo-sized birth mark on the nape of her neck. They say that when was born the doctor slapped her bum she slapped his face. Get me a one-shot egg whites only isotonic drink, you fool she said with her eyes.

VIDA. Yep, go on… VIDA. Or Pout.

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Victoria Adams (Posh Spice) and David Beckham the Manchester United footballer leave the Hotel near Crewe today (Sunday) where the announcement of their future wedding was made.

 

 



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