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Morrissey Fans Searched For Their Meat At Gig

by | 13th, July 2011

WHILE the big news of the week is the death of Czech painter Zdenek Sykora, one of the first to use computers for geometrical paintings, we’re more interested in meat.

That’s right, Morrissey continues to have his very public nervous breakdown over what people eat, which will hopefully end with the former Smiths frontman naked in a public square, weeping openly as he gorges on dripping burgers and stale fried chicken.

Until then, he’s going to persist in telling absolutely everyone just how much he doesn’t like lovely, lovely beef.

See, those who went to see Mozza at a gig at Middlesborough Town Hall last Friday (a town that feeds solely on meat products), found that they were being searched by security to see if they were carrying any meat. The security staff must’ve loved doing that.

”Scuse me fella, would you mind if we checked you out for your meat? It’s at the request of the artist I’m afraid. We really must see if you’re concealing a sausage down your pants. We’re so very, very sorry’

By now, you should know that Moz is an extremely strict vegetarian, and in the past, he’s demanded that venues have no meat on the premises. From being the voice of the disaffected miserablists, to basically ordering them about and telling them what they can and can’t do.

How lovely.

One stupid Morrissey fan, Mel Stokes told the Mirror:

“As you went into the venue you were funnelled through to the top of some steps where they were carrying out searches.”

“A member of the security staff then went through my bag and told me that they were checking to make sure that I was not carrying any meat products inside.”

Morrissey must be constantly disgusted with himself, what with his very body being made up of meat. Poor lamb.

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