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Virgin Mary Spotted In Dried Mango: Photo And Video

by | 7th, August 2011

WHILE snacking on a bag of dried mango, a god-fearing Arizona teenager found the Virgin Mary Рliterally. It turns out that the mother of Jesus is orange and shrivelled Рthus keeping up with trends in celebrity skin tones.

You will, of course, recall the time when Mary had an entire tree and not just a ¬†shard of fruit. (It’s the cut backs, people).

The end of this news report is wonderful:



Posted: 7th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink