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Worker Who Swallowed Homeowner’s Diamond Ring Captured On X-Ray: Photos

by | 11th, August 2011

WILFREDO Gonzalez-Cruz, 30, of Chicago, is said to have eaten a diamond ring belonging to the owners of a house in Cicero where he was working.

Police took Gonzalez to a local hospital. An X-ray showed the ring in his tummy.

Gonzalez  was duly asked to follow his ring appetiser with a brew that would “force the expulsion of the ring“. He was then placed in a rubber room with bedpans. And  soon enough the ring emerged.

Having invited you to consider the use of dogs to castrate rioters and looters who have run amuck in London, Manchester And Birmingham, might it be further option to invite thieves to eat their booty? That 32-inch plasma telly looks good in your arms – and terrific in your mum’s lounge – but does it look on a plate smothered in ketchup..?

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Xiao Wei, who was playing Counter Strike with his mate Huang in an internet café in China when another boy pulled him into the street and stabbed him in the head with a ten-inch blade. He got himself to hospital. And lived.

 



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