Anorak News | Fat And Skinny Kerry Katona Scores For Felchester Rovers

Fat And Skinny Kerry Katona Scores For Felchester Rovers

by | 13th, August 2011

ANORAK readers know that Kerry Katona and OK! magazine combine to make a modern comic book character. One day we will read that Katona has found a pair of football boots that once belonged to dead legend Dead Shot Keen and when she wears them she can’t stop scoring – no, not drugs, but actual goals for Premier League football team Felchester City.

In this week’s OK!, Katona is more cartoonish then ever.

In her diary, we learn:

“I wish people would stop thinking you need to be skinny to be successful. I’ve put on a stone and press are jumping all over it… It’s no wonder so may young girls feel under pressure to be skinny – they think size 10 is fat, but it’s not!”

Later, in an ‘at someone’s home with Kerry’, the prawn ring princess tells us:

“I’m not happy because I’ve put a stone on… I need to pull my finger out of my arse.”

And let some air out…


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