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Sally Bercow, Blow Jobs For Questions, Neil Hamilton And Al Fayed’s Big Brother Cash

by | 21st, August 2011

SALLY Bercow is in the Big Brother house. She’s married to Tory MP John Bercow, the House of Commons’ Speaker. Rumours abound that he did not want his wife to go on the telly show but she persuaded him:

“I just used my feminine wiles and took John away for a dirty weekend in Devon. I gave him a weekend he wouldn’t forget which left him happy if breathless. He eventually gave in, though he made me promise not to say or do anything that might harm him.”

Conservative MP Claire Perry might care to think on. As we were told of her:

[She] had come straight from the debating chamber where Mr Bercow had slapped her down for complaining at the way she was ignored. Shattering the tranquil hubbub in the room, Ms Perry stormed in and declared loudly: ‘What have I got to do to be called by the Speaker? Give him a b*** j**?’

Meanwhile, over in the Mail, “one close friend of the Speaker” says:

“There is no doubt that this could end his marriage. The stress and strain has taken a terrible toll on him. He has lost weight and gone greyer. He looks terrible and feels terrible. He can’t go on like this. Some of us have told him he has got to seek a divorce for his sake and for his children’s. They would have to go through a gruesome separation while living under the same roof in Parliament. It would be awful but better than going on as they are.”

Better for us, the non-paying punters who love a good heated row in public.

The final word on the Bercow V Bercow saga is with former Tory MP Neil Hamilton who calls Sally ‘a parasite and fraud“:

“She says she is doing this to give two fingers to the Establishment but she is happy to enjoy all the privileges her husband’s seniority gives her.”

The BBC describes MP turned panto and TV star Hamilton thus:

The former MP had wanted to clear his name of accusations that he had accepted envelopes stuffed with cash from Harrods boss Mohamed Al Fayed in exchange for asking parliamentary questions.The allegations effectively ended his ministerial career and led to Mr Hamilton becoming a political pariah even to many of his Conservative colleagues.

And who was in the Big Brother house just yesterday? Why, it was Mohamed al Fayed.

Daily Express and Channel Five owner Richard Desmond might not have planned this – but he must be loving it… And what odds MPs and their spouses will able to watch the film of the sex and the blowjobs on his Channel X TV porn station soon..?



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