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Just Married Stoners Arrested For Stealing Munchies For Wedding Reception

by | 25th, August 2011

NEWLYWEDS of the Day are Arthur Phillips III, 32, and Brittany M. Lurch, 22. They married in Pennsylvania on August 18. The reception was booked for 5:30 p.m.

At 2:30 p.m., the police got a call. Items were being stolen from Wegmans supermarket.

Phillips and Lurch were placing items into basket and leaving without paying. When arrested, the couple said the stuff was for the do.

Phillips and Lurch are jailed. The police also found marijuana in their car and charged them with possession of drug paraphernalia.

One day in the future they will dandle their grandkids on their knees and laugh about this. They will then take a hit from a bong (possibly stolen) and laugh even harder…

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Posted: 25th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink