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Tulisa’s X Factor Sex Session Shames Shagging Simon Cowell And Cocaine Taking Gary Barlow

by | 17th, September 2011

DOUBTLESS inspired by Simon Cowell’s three-in-a-bed sex session, four budding bands have been booted off the X Factor.

Eight bands went with Tulisa to a her “Judges’ Houses sing-off” in Mykonos, Greece. The Daily Star reports on its front page:

But after just 48 hours on the island she hit the roof after discovering that some of the singers have been using their time abroad for raunchy sex sessions.

Says Tulisa, 23:

“If they’re just mucking about for fun to have a shag when they should be rehearsing, then I’m not into that at all.” The morning after, word leaked when some of the bands started gossiping and blabbed to the Daily Star about it.

And the Daily Star, champion of chaste behaviour, grassed them up to Tulisa:

When we broke the news to Tulisa, it left her gobsmacked. She fumed: “There is a lot of pressure on these people and this is not the time for messing about.”

Because when you are under pressure it is not the time to, er, mess about and relieve the pressure (see stories of Tulisa’s band N’Dubz bandmate Dappy, aka Costadinos Contostavlos, taking meow meow and texting a woman who had called him “vile” on a radio show:Your [sic] gonna die. U sent a very bad msg towards Ndubz on The Chris Moyels [sic] show yesterday Morning and for that reason u will never be left alone!!! u say sorry I will leave u alone u ****.”

Tulisa dates N’Dubz rapper Fazer, aka Richard Rawson, who was once removed from a plane because, as an witness told the Sun:

“They were swearing at kids on the plane, being foul and threatening passengers.”

The “sex romps” also make it to the front page of the Daily Mirror, wherein we are told:

She refused to put through a band into the live finals and booted them out, telling producers they were “a disgrace to the show”.

This is the show where Tulisa’s co-judge is Gary Barlow. It was he who told the tabloids:

POP idol Gary Barlow blew the lid off his squeaky clean image yesterday by admitting: “I’ve taken cocaine and Ecstasy and smoked dope.” And in an exclusive interview with The Sun, the ex-Take That star revealed he has bedded hundreds of girl fans. Gary, 28, said:”It was wild in Take That and every situation we were in, we did it to the max.”

You can read about how Barlow’s Take That bandmates Marc Owen and Howard Donald let off steam here.

Finally here’s Tulisa in her own words:

What superpower would you like?

“Invisibility. I could walk around the crowd at my shows and hear what people are saying. But maybe thats not such a good idea, because if I heard any negative comments the person would feel a hand coming out of nowhere to slap them”…

I cant lie about the catsuits, I do feel a bit sexy in them. My favourite is the grey one, I like my bum in it. Today is the first time Ive had my boobs inflated though. The red catsuit was so tight it crushed my actual boobs, so they had to inflate the air boobs..

“I smoked weed when I was a kid and got into fights. We did pinch a couple of handbags. I wasn’t part of a girl gang, though. We were just a group of troublesome chicks. Obviously, we were consuming so much weed and alcohol, we were going loopy anyway”…

“We were this aggressive gang of chicks out to cause mayhem. In the years before that I’d been getting beaten up . . . but now I was the bully.”

Or as her dad Plato – who used to be a keyboard player with the band Mungo Jerry – told the Daily Mail:

“I don’t know where this image of her being from the “ghetto” comes from. It’s not the Tulisa I know. She is a well brought-up girl who had a comfortable childhood.”

Because being a successful pop star is all about the music, kidz…


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Or as her dad tells it:

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