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Let’s Watch Freddie Starr Cry On I’m A Celebrity! Full Line Up Revealed

by | 9th, November 2011

SUNDAY sees the start of a whole new season of colon-chomping misery once again as I’m A Celebrity… GET ME OUT OF HERE! kicks off a new series, set to make a star, briefly, out of someone with a dreadfully faded, dog-eared career.

And who are the latest gaggle of attention seekers to find themselves in a forest filled with witchetty grubs, waiting to be popped in mouths like pus-filled cherry tomatoes?

First off, we have the vacant dimwit and The Only Way Is Essex star Mark Wright making his way there, hoping to become the next Peter Andre/conquest of Katie Price. He’ll be joined by pint-sized Willie Carson and McFly’s Dougie Poynter who no-one over the age of 30 can recall the face of.

Also in the jungle will be Fatima Whitbread (manly athlete), Stefanie Powers (her from Hart to Hart), model Jessica-Jane Clement (nope), Lorraine Chase (Emmerdale, adverts for Luton AirportĀ and… uh… stuff), Antony Cotton (Coronation Street, camp as a row of bay windows and sure-fire winner) and someone called Crissy Rock.

And finally, all eyes will be on Freddie Starr who will be having a very public and dirty nervous breakdown before our eyes. So poorly looking is our Fred that there’s a very real chance he’ll become our first Reality TV Death. That’s the only thing we’re waiting for as Reality TV Shag, Reality TV Fist Fight and Reality TV Erection have all been ticked.

Of course, Ant & Dec will present. Regrettably, it starts on Sunday, ITV1 at 9pm.


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Comedian Freddie Starr holds in his arms drag artist Danny La Rue.

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