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Marta Yegorovnam Kept An Alien In Her Fridge For Two Years: Photos And Video

by | 16th, November 2011

WHEN in 2009 Marta Yegorovnam found a 40-50-inch long life form amid the burning wreckage of a crashed UFO beside her summer house in the Russian city of Petrozavodsk, she acted.

Yegorovnam took hold of the alien and wrapped it in plastic. She then placed in it the fridge. She did this because it was hot. As anyone knows, placing hot things in the fridge raises the ambient temperature and may cause your chilled produce to spoil. She kept her alein meat in the fridge for two years. And it never spoilt. It never went off. Aliens might be stupid enough to fly millions of miles and then crash into a haystack, but they know more about preserving their skin than Cher, Simon Cowell and Joan Rivers could dare hope.

Also, the creature looks remarkably like Baron Greenback, legendary foe to Danger Mouse. Can it be that cartoons are made on other planets?

Cue the spooky music:

There be monsters:

bizarre-creature

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A STRANGE creature has washed up on Diggers Beach, near Coffs Harbour, Australia. We at Anorak love a new discovery. There was Lamb Man. And Goat Kid.And the alien. This fur-covered creature is around two foot long. It has pink feet. Four of them. It has pink nose. It was fond by Peter Atkinson: “It was found on the high water mark and we contacted National Parks, but it appears the animal was washed back out to sea on the next tide.” Or swam back into the deep…



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