Anorak News | Woman Dumps Lover To Date Her Father’s Goblin

Woman Dumps Lover To Date Her Father’s Goblin

by | 20th, November 2011

WHEN Tsitsi Dzengerere was asked by police why she had abandoned her six-month-old baby girl she told them:

“I dumped the child because I am now having a relationship with my father’s goblin.

At a Harare court in Zimbabwe, Dzengerere says she dumped the child at a Service Station along Chinhoyi Street where the father Evaristo Machingauta worked.

She adds:

“My life is far much better now, I no longer have any stress, I don’t feel threatened of contracting STIs and I’m now free from any form abuse.”

Maybe one day all women will pick goblins over men. Maybe the mystery of  Silvio Berlusconi’s appeal is understandable…

Posted: 20th, November 2011 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink