British Teenager Vows To Murder Santa Unless He Delivers Justin Bieber Dead Or Alive
MEKEEDA Austin, 13, of Brickhill, Bedford, tells Father Christmas that if he fails to bring her what she wants he will be “killed“.
If Santa does not produce a minimum of two gifts from her list of wants, Mekeeda Austin will “hunt down” Santa’s reindeer and “cook them and serve their meat to homeless people”.
Mekeeda has a heart of gold.
Mekeeda’s Get Or Die list feature: the real Justin Bieber, a BlackBerry phone, money, sunglasses and Converse trainers and sunglasses.
We know about Mekeeda because her mum Tracey, 40, has intercepted the Lapland-bound note and shown it to the press. (Yeah, the teen still believes in Santa.)
She tells the Star:
“When I found the letter I thought it was funny. Now I think I’d better get what she wants. The last thing I want is for her to kill Santa. I know she sounds spoilt but I like to get my girl what she wants.”
Justin Bieber can try to run but there is no use. He can stick a bow in his hair, a gift tag on his pull ups and wait for Mekeeda’s mum to collect him and begin a new life sat on a lave lump with Teddy Ruxpin.
Posted: 14th, December 2011 | In: Reviews Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
