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Santa Claus blows smut up Kerry Katona’s chimney

by | 24th, December 2011

WHAT’S Kerry Katona up to this Christmas? Well the good news is that Santa Claus has the inside take – literally – on the Queen of own-brand ketchup. In reply to OK!’s probing questions “Who has the dirtiest chimney?”, Santa answers: “I used to dread Kerry Katona’s, but she’s cleaned up her act lately.”

Turns out Santa is a fan of the obvious gag, and is very possibly related to smut-meister Danny LaRue. This is why Santa has jokes written for him in pieces of paper inside crackers that open with a bang.

Ooer. Now we’re at it…

Parp!

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THIS PICTURE IS FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY : Singer Kerry McFadden , of the girl band Atomic Kitten, performing on stage at the Disney Channel Kids Awards 2000, at the London Docklands Arena. * 10/1/2001: McFadden and Atomic Kitten's Kerry Katona are expecting a baby. The baby is due on September 5 the day before Kerry's 21st birthday. The pop star pair secretly got engaged last year but kept the news under wraps until a few weeks ago for fear of upsetting Westlife's millions of young fans. 18/1/2001: Kerry Katona, who is pregnant and will leave girl group Atomic Kitten for the health of her unborn child, her record company said. She is to be replaced by blonde Jenny Frost who was seen earlier this year among a party holidaying with the Duke of York in Thailand. Kerry, 20, is said to be leaving the band early in order to rest from the hectic schedule and prepare for the birth of her baby in September. 06/03/02 The former Atomic Kitten star turned TV presenter beat rivals including Victoria Beckham to the title of Celebrity Mum of the Year. Katona, who is married to Westlife's Bryan McFadden and mother to six-month-old Molly, got more than twice as many votes as Posh Spice in the online poll by toy firm The Blue Foot Bear Company.

 



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