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Kerry Katona and Brian McFadden are getting married

by | 26th, January 2012

KERRY Katona and Brian McFadden (aka former Westlife crooner Brian McPadding) are the subject of OK!’s front-page news headline: “We’re getting married.”

Not married to each other. Kerry is with Steve Alce. Her ex-husband, McFadden, is with his “fiancee“, a woman called Vogue Williams (sister to Exchange & Mart Williams, Beano Williams and Readers’ Wives Williams . The front-page quote has him saying:

“I haven’t told my daughters I’m getting married.”

Thankfully, the girls can’t yet read and OK! is sold under the counter at their local sweetshop. The secret remains safe.

This is presumably also why Molly Katona-McFadden-Iceland-Squirrel “recently asked her famous mum when she was gong to get a boyfriend…

Well, first you need the boob job, then the boyband and only then… No, only joking. Molly was worrying her head about Kerry’s next series. Said Kerry:

“I don’t know, it’s not like I can pop to the shops and pick one!”

Well, not since the incident in Iceland. Says OK!:

“But little Molly did now that her mum has already met that new man in her life after a chance encounter a few months before. Choosing not to tell friends or family, Kerry…and her mystery 34-year-old artist has been living in secret for the past three months until now…”

Unless they saw the paparazzi photos and heard Kerry say way back at the start of December 2011 of her “mysterious” man: “I’m in love with him.”

As Kerry Katona said way, way back then:

“He is not with me because of my fame and wants to stay out of the limelight.”

So. Here’s Mr Alce looking at the reformed drugs taker and drinker who may one day Mrs Alce. (Nominative determinism must fail.) The dupo then take part in a sketch:

Kerry Katona: “If I got down on one knee and asked you to marry me now, Steve, what would you say”
Mysterious Steve: “I’d probably says yes”
KK: “Would you?”
MS: “Yes, get down on your knees then!”
KK: “Oh my god, baby, would you really say yes?
MS: “The way I feel at the moment, yes, and it doesn’t even scare me

Not being scared is a recipe for a happy and lasting married, and a 32-page OK! photo wedding montage. Do it. It cannot fail.

Mystery Steve then says he is a “private” person. Says MS:

“The weird thing is that when I found out she [Kerry] was going to be at the event [where they met] I said to my mates…’I’m going to have her!'”…

One page after the privacy, we meet Brian and Vogue.

Brian says, “We don’t do anything by the rules”. He then shows us the big diamond ring he designed for Vogue. They then talk about their marriage.

Rule breakers do get married. Can’t wait for the vows…


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Posted: 26th, January 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | TrackBack | Permalink