Anorak News | Amy Childs knows what killed Whitney Houston

Amy Childs knows what killed Whitney Houston

by | 22nd, February 2012

AMY Childs says her “life is a living hell”. And:

“I understand what happened to Whitney”.

Can it be that the easy-wipe champion of vapid talentless idiocy sees a kindred spirit in Whitney Houston, a woman who was not defined by her private life and primary sexual characteristics, but by her incredible talent that shone a light into her essential self?

Says Amy, reclining on a white sofa, her pneumatic bosoms restrained behind grey feathers:

“I never knew fame could be like this. Me and my family have been terrorised.”

OK! describes Childs as a “glittering star“, and that’s not just when the flashbulbs catch her vagina. She says some lads were “stoning her house” the other night. Someone trashed her car with a “For Sale” board. She was burgled.

Her dad says: “We’re just normal people, why is this happening?”

Because normal people don’t get their homes broken into and cars vandalised?

Amy replies: “I said: ‘Dad, we’re not normal any more.”

Amy says the attacks on her are born of jealously. But the smart money is on her being mistaken for Whitney Houston. They all hated that untalented show off…

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