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Kreayshawn prairie dogs a huge turd on GQ

by | 22nd, February 2012

KREAYSHAWN, that marketable Amy Winehouse, sees Adele’s finger and raise her a huge shit. In GQ Kreayshawn says that whenever she hears a Lana Del Rey song she tells herself: “I’m going to slit my ankles.”

As soon as the door shuts, she yells: “I have to POOP,” like a proud potty-trained toddler. This has clearly been on her mind for some time-when I’d originally asked if I could hang out in the room while she got dressed, she’d responded, “Are you going to write about how I pooped, ate nachos, then pooped again? Men won’t like that.” Her girlfriends are instantly behind her in this effort, no pun intended. Lady Tragik encourages, “C’mon, girl. Poop thug life,” and throws up the West Coast sign. Avian starts pumping her arm, in a sports-stadium chant: “Number two! Number two! Number two!” Kreay pumps her arm too, like an athlete encouraging the cheers. Then Avian puts on a mock-serious tone: “You prairie doggin’ ‘?”

Kreayshawn cracks up. I ask, “What’s ‘prairie doggin’?” Just trying to be a good reporter. She stops before the door to the bathroom: “You know how a prairie dog kind of pops his head out and then pops it back in?” She bends her spindly arms up like prairie-dog paws and demonstrates with her head bobbing up and down. “That’s what my shit is doing.” The bathroom door slides only halfway shut.

Then Lana Del Ray started to sing and Kreayshawn started to gnaw at her own ankles before dry humping the sink…

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Posted: 22nd, February 2012 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink