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Simon Cowell: Now single – no super-injunction required

by | 28th, February 2012

LOCK UP precisely no-one because Simon Cowell’s penis is acting as a woman dowser again after reports suggest that he’s gone and split-up with his fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy. This is according to one of the music mogul’s friends. Louis Walsh then?

If you remember (of course you don’t – you have a life to be getting on with) the X Factor honcho proposed to the American Idol make-up artist in 2010, but alas, rumours of a split have been doing the rounds since time began. Probably not helped by the fact that Simon Cowell likes to go on holiday with large groups of women.

Cowell recently insisted he was confused about the romance, saying, “I’m vulnerable. It’s not on, it’s not off, it’s somewhere in the middle. I don’t know if I will ever get married, but I am happy.”

Alas, it isn’t Louis Walsh blowing the lid on it all, rather, someone called Zeta Graff who we have never heard of, ever.

She told the Daily Mirror:

“Mezhgan was lovely but it was all too much for Simon. As soon as he hears the words ‘stability’ and ‘future’, I think it all became a bit too much. She was too needy, but he did try. Simon needs a woman who isn’t defined by him, who has her own career or wealth. Someone who doesn’t depend on him. But he and Mezhgan are still friends.”

Our money is on Hilary from Dragon’s Den.

Simon Cowells sex life, eh – who needs super-injunctions?

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