Anorak News | R Kelly Misses The Jeering Laughter As He Announces New Trapped In The Closet Episodes

R Kelly Misses The Jeering Laughter As He Announces New Trapped In The Closet Episodes

by | 15th, September 2014

COMPLETELY insane he may be, but the Colonel Kurtz of Soul, R Kelly has made an announcement that will reverberate around the halls of the sneering mockers the world over. Despite his alleged fondness for urinating on young women and creating baffling songs like Real Talk and Shut Up, nothing has come close to R Kelly’s ego-lunacy project, Trapped In The Closet.

And, startlingly, he’s made more episodes of the bizarre pop-opera so he can finally share some of its‘mysteries’ with us. We suspect one mystery he’ll be leaving well alone is ‘why did he think it was a good idea to make an soul-operetta about a midget, a gay pastor and mystery package.’

Kels has found a home for the next stage in the series on a US cable channel, which means everyone outside of the States will have to wait for someone to stick the whole thing on YouTube.

Baffled viewers will be able to see chapters 23 and onward on IFC and, of course, Uncle Rob is talking it up without even the vaguest trace of irony.

Kelly says: “When I first began experiencing the unknown journey of writing Trapped in the Closet I knew after the first chapter that I had tapped into something that was not of this earth.” He’s promising to answer the “million dollar question”, which is to show the contents of a mysterious package passed between characters.

“Well, ladies and gentlemen, not only am I ready to reveal what the package is, but I have many more chapters to share.”

Oh God. This will never, ever end will it?

Posted: 15th, September 2014 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink