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Kerry Katona’s manifesto for pies

by | 4th, April 2012

KERRY Katona will “run for Parliament and bring back cheap booze and pasties”.

Katona can do the lot – pasties, kebabs, baps, butteries and loafs. Katona is laying out her manifesto in OK!. Before that some pressing news:

“Newsflash! I’m back in the studio recording and it’s just like riding a bike…It’s a gorgeous song and you can imagine hearing it on the beach in Ibiza or Marbella, dead laid-back!”

Or while riding an actual bike in Wigan or Widnes.

Kerry then tells the voters:

“Us skint people are working our arses off…”

Marbella holidays may not chime well with the down-at-heel electorate “trying to make ends meet”. But Kerry may have her mince pies on the bigger prize. If Greggs is looking for the face of sausage and bean melts, Kerry’s yer gal…


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THIS PICTURE IS FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY : Singer Kerry McFadden , of the girl band Atomic Kitten, performing on stage at the Disney Channel Kids Awards 2000, at the London Docklands Arena. * 10/1/2001: McFadden and Atomic Kitten's Kerry Katona are expecting a baby. The baby is due on September 5 the day before Kerry's 21st birthday. The pop star pair secretly got engaged last year but kept the news under wraps until a few weeks ago for fear of upsetting Westlife's millions of young fans. 18/1/2001: Kerry Katona, who is pregnant and will leave girl group Atomic Kitten for the health of her unborn child, her record company said. She is to be replaced by blonde Jenny Frost who was seen earlier this year among a party holidaying with the Duke of York in Thailand. Kerry, 20, is said to be leaving the band early in order to rest from the hectic schedule and prepare for the birth of her baby in September. 06/03/02 The former Atomic Kitten star turned TV presenter beat rivals including Victoria Beckham to the title of Celebrity Mum of the Year. Katona, who is married to Westlife's Bryan McFadden and mother to six-month-old Molly, got more than twice as many votes as Posh Spice in the online poll by toy firm The Blue Foot Bear Company.

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