Anorak News | Jilted dentist pulls out all lover’s teeth one by one

Jilted dentist pulls out all lover’s teeth one by one

by | 29th, April 2012

TO Wroclaw, Poland, where dentist Anna Mackowiak, 34, is upset that Marek Olszewski, 45, has ended their love affair.

A few days later, Olszewski arrives at Mackowiak’s surgery complaining of toothache.

Says she:

“I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions. But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a bastard’ and decided to take all his teeth out.”

Mackowiak gave Olszewski a powerful sedative and then removed his teeth. She swaddled his head and jaw in bandages. She told him that there had been a problem and he’d need to see a specialist.

Says the victim:

“I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn’t feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages. She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn’t be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist.

“I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional. But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t f***ing believe it. The b**ch had emptied my mouth. The new girlfriend has now left me saying she can’t be with a man without teeth. And I’m going to have to pay a fortune on getting indents or something.”

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Posted: 29th, April 2012 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink