Anorak News | Gloucestershire man had sex with ex-wife’s bull mastiff

Gloucestershire man had sex with ex-wife’s bull mastiff

by | 29th, June 2012

NICHOLAS Saunders, 46, had sex with his ex-wife’s dog, a bull mastiff. He shagged the ex-wife’s dog in the ex-wife’s bed.

The ex-wife is Kelly Thacker, who told Gloucester Crown Court that she found Saunders having sex with her pooch on January 15 2011. Thacker, mother to Saunders’ twin teenage daughters, said he’d stayed at her home following a row with his lover.

Thacker says she’d told Saunders not to expect sex. She then went upstairs and spotted him having sex with Sasha, the dog. Saunders explained that he had been “climbing over the dog” on his way to the toilet.Saunders, of Lechlade, Gloucestershire, is found guilty. The Recorder Stewart Patterson tells him:

“The jury have found you guilty. It is an unusual offence and unusual behaviour. I want to know more about you and the offence so I am going to adjourn this matter for pre-sentence reports until the 27th July.”
The judge may care to research his new interest on the internet, and work on his puns. He told Sarah Jenkins, defending:
“I want to get to the bottom of it and find out whether your client needs some help.”
As the mind boggles, Saunders is granted bail on the condition he does not contact his ex-wife and family. He was told to sign the sex offenders’ register at a police station and expect a community order.
The views of Sasha Dog were not taken into account…


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