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Who’s Who in Olympic 2012 Beach Volleyball in buttocks (as told by the PA and AP news wires)

by | 5th, August 2012

LIKE us, you’ve been wondering who the beach volleyball players are. We looked at the feed from the Press Association and the Associated Press. We wanted to put names to the buttocks. But it proved to be a tricky task. It seems that beach volleyball is just buttocks. Buttocks on legs. Buttocks being pointed at by inverted ‘V’ signs. Sandy buttocks. Most of the buttocks have no faces. Some have a torso.

Without further ado, here is The Who’s Who of the 2012 Olympic Beach Volleyball (sponsored by Club 18-30 holidays and Saucy Seaside Postcards). The captions are all as told by the aforesaid PA and AP news wire services:

“Anastasia Vasina, left, from Russia holds hands with her teammate Anna Vozakova, right, during the Beach Volleyball match against China at the 2012 Summer Olympics, Saturday, July 28, 2012, in London.”

Very informative.

Other ones to watch:


Brazil’’s Maria Antonelli, right, and Talita Rocha hug after making a shot during a beach volleyball match against Australia’s Becchara Palmer and Louise Bawden at the 2012 Summer Olympics, London, Thursday, Aug. 2, 2012. (AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)

 

Australia Louise Bawden and Becchara Palmer during the training session at Horse Guards Parade in London. Picture date: Tuesday July 24, 2012. Photo credit should read: Julien Behal/PA Wire

Zara Dampney from Team GB womens Beach Volleyball team on the Centre Court during a training session at the Beach Volleyball arena in Horse Guards Parade in central London .Picture date: Wednesday July, 25, 2012.See Pa story to follow. Photo credit should read: Julien Behal/PA Wire

Australia’s Becchara Palmer signals her team mate Louise Bawden during their  Womens Beach Volleyball doubles match against Germany at Horse Guards Parade.PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Picture date: Sunday July 29, 2012. See PA story OLYMPICS . Photo credit should read: Julien Behal/PA Wire. EDITORIAL USE ONLY

Simone Kuhn from Switzerland participates in a practice session for the women’s beach volleyball at the 2012 Summer Olympics, Wednesday, July 25, 2012, in London. (AP Photo/Petr David Josek)


Elsa Baquerizo, right, and Liliana Fernandez, left, from Spain react during their Beach Volleyball match against Argentina at the 2012 Summer Olympics, Tuesday, July 31, 2012, in London. (AP Photo/Petr David Josek)

Maria Antonelli of Brazil dives for a ball during a beach volleyball match against Germany at the 2012 Summer Olympics, Tuesday, July 31, 2012, in London. (AP Photo/Dave Martin)

Madelein Meppelink Sophie Van Gestel Becchara Palmer Luise Bawden during the Beach Volleyball match at the 2012 Summer Olympics, Tuesday, July 31, 2012, in London. (AP Photo/Petr David Josek)

Brazil’s Juliana Silva is covered with sand during a beach volleyball match against Czech Republic’s Hana Klapalova and Lenka Hajeckova at the 2012 Summer Olympics, London, Wednesday, Aug. 1, 2012. (AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)

Sara Goller of Germany signals her partner during a beach volleyball match against Brazil at the 2012 Summer Olympics, Tuesday, July 31, 2012, in London. (AP Photo/Dave Martin

Jennifer Kessy of US signals to her teammate during the Beach Volleyball match against Switzerland at the 2012 Summer Olympics, Friday, Aug. 3, 2012, in London. (AP Photo/Petr David Josek)

Maria Antonelli of Brazil digs out a ball during a beach volleyball match against the Czech Republic at the 2012 Summer Olympics, Saturday, Aug. 4, 2012, in London. (AP Photo/Dave Martin)

And for their fans:

Greta Cicolari, right, and Marta Menegatti, left, hold their hands as they stand next to each other during the victory ceremony of the Berlin Beach Volleyball Grand Slam in Berlin, Germany, Sunday, July 15, 2012. The Italian team won the Bronze medal against Katrin Holtwick and llka Semmler of Germany. (AP Photo/Gero Breloer)

 



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