Anorak News | For sale – King of Poop: The Michael Jackson car windscreen bird poo

For sale – King of Poop: The Michael Jackson car windscreen bird poo

by | 13th, August 2012

MICHAEL Jackson is now a bird poo on a car windscreen. Splatto Jacko – the King of Poop – fell from the Heavens onto the 1996 Cadillac Seville owned by 29-year-old Brandon Tudor of Oswego, Illinois.

Says he:

“Everybody loves it. There’s not one person who’s seen it that doesn’t agree it looks like Michael Jackson.”

The temptation would be to put the car in your longe and create the Celebrity Bird Shit Museum, featuring lookalikes of Stalin, John Terry and France. And you might yet because Tudor is selling his windscreen on eBay. He says:

“One of two things will happen. It will go for an astronomical amount or I’ll get nothing.”

The advert runs:

Everybody has potato chips or burned crust images of the Virgin Mary… But only you will have your very own bird shat image of Michael Jackson!!!

-A bird pooped Michael Jackson on the windshield of my car.

-Your purchase will include full windshield including bird poop image.

-Are you a collector of rare and unique things?

-Are you obsessed with Michael Jackson and want that unique piece no other collector will ever have?

-Does his spirit live on?

-The questions are endless…

-Don’t get out bid on this one of a kind collectors piece!!!

Buy now!

Posted: 13th, August 2012 | In: Celebrities, The Consumer Comment | TrackBack | Permalink