Anorak News | Man caught having sex with abandoned yellow sofa

Man caught having sex with abandoned yellow sofa

by | 23rd, September 2012

TO Waukesha, Wisconsin, where Gerard P. Streator has been arrested for having sex with a sofa in public. He has been charged with committing lewd and lascivious behaviour.

The 46-year-old was spotted by a off-duty police officer jogging through the Pebble Valley neighbourhood. The officer first noticed an abandoned yellow sofa. He then noticed Streator thrusting back and forward into the sofa’s cushions for sexual gratification.

The officer asked: “What are you doing?”

Streator, perhaps realising that the question was rhetorical and failing to answer “Looking for the remote control”, reacted by running away.

The officer, working the caper into his keep-fit regime, gave chase. He noticed Streator entering an apartment (no, not like that; he walked in through the door) and called the police.

Streator denies the allegation. His wife says her husband had done nothing wrong.

The sofa has been arrested for soliciting and frisked for change…

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