Anorak News | Ke$ha says she’s had sex with a ghost

Ke$ha says she’s had sex with a ghost

by | 28th, September 2012

ANYONE who has seen those leaked photographs of Ke$ha covered in someone’s semen will no doubt have been steadily vomiting for the past year. There’s something so profoundly unlikeable about Ke$ha that, it doesn’t at all matter what she looks like, because she’ll always be on the cusp of vile.

Maybe it’s because she’s a walking Bratz doll who will say absolutely anything for attention and, ultimately, will end up believing it herself.

And so, we find ourselves with the news that Ke$ha thinks she’s had sex with a ghost.

In an interview with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS FM, the singer revealed that her song ‘Supernatural’ is “about experiences with the supernatural, but in a sexy way. I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural.”

So, did Ke$ha shag Casper the Friendly Ghost or a Scooby Doo baddie? She has no idea because she doesn’t bother getting the name of someone who enters her, clearly. “I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it.”

Very open, clearly.

“There are so many weird topics on this record, from having sexy time with a ghost to getting hypnotized and going into past lives,” she continued to an entire planet rolling its eyes. “I just really wanted the theme of this record to be the magic of life. I went on a spirit journey by myself. No security guard. No managers. I just went around the world and lived on a boat.”

“I was in Africa rehabilitating baby lions. I went diving with great white sharks, and just went on this crazy spirit quest. I got hypnotized, and I just really wanted this record to be really positive, really raw, really vulnerable and about the magic of life.”

This could be the Trout Mask Replica of pop music. Is that the most amazing or most disturbing news of the year? We’ve no idea anymore.

Posted: 28th, September 2012 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink