Anorak News | Couple have sex on table in Irish theme pub

Couple have sex on table in Irish theme pub

by | 18th, October 2012

TO Orlando, where Jeremie Calo, 32, and his lover have been arrested. It is reported that they had sex on the table at a Paddy Murphys Irish pub and eatery. On a Monday. In full view of other diners.

The manager asked them to leave. Calo replied: “She can’t get up at this time.”

Calo was then presented with a $101 bill. Police arrested him for refusing to pay the bill and scrapping with staff. He was not pinched for having sex in public because, reportedly, no-one wanted to go on the record to state what they had seen.

The blurb for the venue states:

Paddy Murphy’s was originally established in 1868 in County Cork, Ireland.  Paddy’s direct descendents emigrated to the United States with the vision of providing the American people the homestyle feel of an authentic Irish Pub.

Pah! No Irish boozer worth its salt would call the police for that. They’d have just nailed the couple to the table and called it an object d’art..

Posted: 18th, October 2012 | In: The Consumer Comment | TrackBack | Permalink