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Gawker says Iran wants to murder all Jews with nuclear bombs

by | 27th, November 2012

NICE work by US online tabloid Gawker to begin a story:

Here Is the Super-Scary Chart That Iran Will Use to Kill All the Jews

The chart is from the Associated Press, which explains the above chat:

The undated diagram that was given to the AP by officials of a country critical of Iran’s atomic program allegedly calculating the explosive force of a nuclear weapon _ a key step in developing such arms. The diagram shows a bell curve and has variables of time in micro-seconds and power and energy, both in kilotons _ the traditional measurement of the energy output, and hence the destructive power of nuclear weapons. The curve peaks at just above 50 kilotons at around 2 microseconds, reflecting the full force of the weapon being modeled. The Farsi writing at the bottom translates “changes in output and in energy released as a function of time through power pulse” (AP Photo)

From that Gawker got:

Here Is the Super-Scary Chart That Iran Will Use to Kill All the Jews

Is it a Jew-seeking bomb?

Iranian scientists have run computer simulations for a nuclear weapon that would produce more than triple the explosive force of the World War II bomb that destroyed Hiroshima, according to a diagram obtained by The Associated Press.

The diagram was leaked by officials from a country critical of Iran’s atomic program to bolster their arguments that Iran’s nuclear program must be halted before it produces a weapon. The officials provided the diagram only on condition that they and their country not be named.

Brilliant. The world is in peril. The whistleblower blows a whistle. But they want to remain anonymous, so stripping the leaked document of the credibility it craves to make it fly.

The International Atomic Energy Agency — the Vienna-based U.N. nuclear watchdog — reported last year that it had obtained diagrams indicating that Iran was calculating the “nuclear explosive yield” of potential weapons. A senior diplomat who is considered neutral on the issue confirmed that the graph obtained by the AP was indeed one of those cited by the IAEA in that report. He spoke only on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to discuss the issue.

The AP declares:


Of course, Iran has an eye to making nuclear bombs. What the point of having nuclear technology without one? But to Gawkr’s John Cook (that you Mel Gibson?) it’s all about killing Jews. Iran is building bombs that could kill millions of people just to get the Jews. The obvious solution would be to round up the Jews, put them in a big field and save the other folks.

Nice work, Gawker… You found a solution:

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