Anorak News | Kelly Osbourne on the sin of eating what you want

Kelly Osbourne on the sin of eating what you want

by | 18th, December 2012

KELLY Osbourne was once the Sun’s teen agony aunt. She did the same job at BBC Radio 1.

This is the Kelly who called Christina Aguilera a “fat bitch“.

Now Kelly is thinner. And she tells everyone that being thin means being happy:

“People think I lost weight and then got happy, but that’s not how it works. You have to get happy first. I made a life change, and the weight loss was an amazing perk.”

What did happy Kelly do?

“[Working out] is something I really enjoy doing. I never thought I’d be that kind of girl. I do up to half an hour of cardio, and I also do circuit training, yoga or Pilates – I mix it up.”

Good for her. But Kelly then does as she must and equates eating with immoral behaviour:

“I do cheat. I have one cheat day a week where I eat whatever the f**k I want.”

Eating what you want is sinning. Eating is rebellion. A burger and fries is a fat-loaded two-fingers to society that wants you to be thin. What you eat is talked about as a moral choice.

Kelly then is back in the Church:

“For breakfast, I will eat either cereal or a little omelet thingy made with egg whites, mushrooms and spinach. Lunch is usually a salad or a turkey burger. And then for dinner, I’ll have brown rice with vegetables and some kind of meat.”

And she’s so happy now. And you should just see her turds…

Posted: 18th, December 2012 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink