Anorak News | Cows crash a van and are much, much harder than you

Cows crash a van and are much, much harder than you

by | 19th, December 2012

THINK you’re hard do you? Chances are, if you’ve been in a carcrash, the first thing you did was to make sure you were alive and then hold your wickle neck in-case you had whiplash. Then you pretended you had whiplash so someone would give you some money.

You big, tough swine you.

Cows, on the other hand, are not only incredibly delicious, but they are much harder than you, as one video expertly shows.

A van, carrying a load of cattle, overturns, tipping our bovine buddies out onto the street at a reasonably high speed.

And what do the cows do? Do they hold their necks? Do they cry? Do they swap insurance details? Of course not. They just stand up and walk off like an absolute BAWSE, because cows are hard and don’t fall for that wimpish human nonsense.

That’s why we eat them. They are dangerous and shrug off car-crashes in such a manner that our reaction to burned toast or papercuts makes us look frightened and weak.

Kill them. Kill all cows.

Posted: 19th, December 2012 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink