Anorak News | Theme park to be built on Bin Laden’s corpse

Theme park to be built on Bin Laden’s corpse

by | 5th, February 2013

WHEN Osama Bin Laden died, the whole of America cheered! The bogeyman had been captured, adding a head for the poles that contained Gadaffi and Saddam! Oh, how America love to hunt people in the Middle East down! And so, ill-feeling in the Middle East grows toward America.

What. A. Surprise.

Quite literally on top of this, is the small news that a £19million theme park is going to be built where Osama bin Laden was killed. Are Americans investing in the project? We couldn’t possibly say (because he couldn’t possibly be bothered checking).

This, naturally, could ruffle a few feathers and officials are already denying that they’re capitalising on the death of the terrorist leader, preferring to think of the financial boost to the area thanks to tourism.

“The amusement city will be built on 50 acres in the first phase but later will be extended to 500 acres,” minister for tourism and sports for the area Syed Aqil Shah said. “It will have a heritage park, wildlife zoo, food street, adventure and paragliding clubs, waterfalls and jogging tracks.”

And a massive, fibre-glass corpse of Osama? We’ll just have to wait and see.

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