Anorak News | Man looking for ‘birthday sex’ attacked by papayas

Man looking for ‘birthday sex’ attacked by papayas

by | 3rd, April 2013

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POLICE log report of the day takes us to Vero Beach, Florida, where  Suzanne Evlarina Wasden, 49, has been arrested.

The police report states that her ex-lover came to her home “looking for birthday sex”. Wasden was “very intoxicated“. Her neighbour, a 16-year-old boy, says Wasden cams to to his trailer looking for a cigarette and beer.

Wasden then attacked the ex-boyfriend, pushing him into glass and cutting his arm. She then started throwing papayas at the ex and the teen. The teen says Wasden then turned, dropped her denims and said “Kiss my butt”. The teen says he could see “everything and ‘that was something that none of us wanted to see'”.

The ex may disagree. It is not know whether he got birthday sex. But Wasdens was arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge.

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