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The 10 worst Star Wars adverts of all time

by | 3rd, May 2013


HAPPY Star Wars Day! In honour of May the Fourth, we’ve got a Star Wars tattoo, sent out Star Wars cards, created some homemade outfits, mashed-up Withnail & I, remembered Bob Anderson, checked out the working of George Lucas’s robots, mashed-up Disney, flicked through the great Japanese movie posters, rolled a joint with Darth, rocked out to the Droids, gone looking for work with an Ewok, dressed in a saucy R2D2 outfit, got a glow-in-the-dark Yoda tattootriggered a race war, bought the 1977 empty box and watched the Stars Wars crew flog us all manner of crap:


Chewbacca goes nutzoid for chicken of the sea


Knickers! No. Underoos!



Chewbacca flogged us a hairdryer



Salt and Sugar in a big ‘O’:



A Nintendo game that might kill your mother



An Atari for an instant backcombed hair do



Target Darth – and call the police 



Tom-Toms GPS



Also lights cigarettes



But don’t smoke them

Photo: Star Wars opens to british Audiences for the first time on 27/12/1977. The queue outside the Leicester Square Theatre for the London opening of the movie “Star Wars”

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