Anorak News | Hole to another dimension opens up in Brighton – council ignore warnings

Hole to another dimension opens up in Brighton – council ignore warnings

by | 13th, May 2013

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“I WAS recently walking my affenpinscher (a toy breed of dog) around the Hanover area of Brighton when I noticed that a wormhole or vortex has opened up on Montreal Road. On closer inspection it seems to be some kind of portal to other times, places and dimensions.

“I would have investigated further but I was concerned my little dog would be sucked into it. Is this meant to be there? At first I believed it might be part of the Brighton Festival but I believe it could be a hazard to the general public. I look forward to your response.


“The other day I reported the presence of some kind of wormhole or vortex on Montreal Road. I went past the other day and it seems to have got worse – it is now emitting an unsettling yellow light and a large snake appears to be emerging from the wall. I am concerned this is a passage to another time or dimension, and if this snake is anything to go by, I’m worried what else may emerge from the wormhole. Can anyone suggest a course of action to take?”

Brighton and Hove City Council say they will not be investigating the report posted on the website Fix My Street, the site that calls on citizens to:

Report, view, or discuss local problems

(like graffiti, fly tipping, broken paving slabs, or street lighting)

The most recent 10 alerts for Brighton are:
Dog mess
Street Light not working
Manhole cover in middle of road
Advance warning signs needed
Bike counter not working again
Fly Tipping
Hole appearing in the footpath
Dog fouling again Fly-tipping
Street light
Noisy manhole
When the invasion begins, where will Brighton Council run to?

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