Anorak News | Invisible sex scares teachers stiff

Invisible sex scares teachers stiff

by | 17th, July 2013

the-invisible-maniac_1.180xautoTO Nashongo and Makaba primary schools in Siavonga, Zambia, where the teachers are scared stiff of invisible sex with wizards, witches and ghosts.

Chief Sinadambwe of the Tonga-speaking people says the teachers are making ready to flee the area. The Zambian Mail quotes him thus:

“The male teachers complained that they have been having sex with women they cannot see. This has been happening to them for about three weeks…

Have they tried opening their eyes?

“I received a complaint from a female teacher of Makaba Primary School who told me what had happened to her on Friday. She said while sleeping next to her husband, an invisible man undressed her and had sex with her.”

The woman awake to find herself naked and her nightdress and underwear on the floor. She asked her husband (not invisible) if he had had sex with her?

 “The husband started wondering who could have done that to his wife.”

Chief Sinadambwe has called on Government to help resolve the matter.

Meanwhile, if you see anyone looking like they’re having sex with an invisible person or thing – we’re looking at you Rihanna (see stage show) – says ten’ Nail Marys’ and three ‘How’s Yer Fathers…

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