Fire service announce weirdest things they’ve have to free idiots from
IT is hard enough, being a fireman/woman/person. You’ve got to breathe in loads of acrid smoke while your scalp melts, pulling humans out of infernos while fire cooks your marrow.
Add idiots to the equation and a firefighter’s life becomes infinitely more jarring.
Instead of letting the fire service do important things like save lives, morons ensure that our mighty firepeople have to do a bunch of stupid stuff. Forget cats getting stuck up trees – we’re talking about human beings getting caught in a variety of dimwitted scenarios.
As such, the London Fire Brigade has released a top ten list of weird things people have got themselves stuck in and needed to be rescued from by people who have much, much better things to do:
10. A man with his penis stuck in a toaster.
9. A child with a tambourine stuck on its head.
8. A child with its hand trapped in a sweet machine.
7. A child with its head trapped in an ironing board.
6 An adult stuck in a child’s toy car.
5. A child with its head stuck in a massage chair.
4. A man with his arm stuck in a portaloo.
3. Someone with a test tube stuck on their finger.
2. A child with its foot stuck in a brass vase.
1. A man with a sewing machine needle stuck in his finger.
Honestly. We should let these people just die.
Posted: 30th, July 2013 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
