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Man Gets Rich When Hyena Eats His Dick

by | 7th, April 2014

CHAMANGENI Zulu is now surely on his way to riches.¬†Currently in residence at Zambia’s Chipata General Hospital in Zambia, near the Malawi border, Mr Zulu followed doctor’s orders: he went into the bush and allowed / encouraged a hyena to eat his penis. Mr Zulu tells the Times of Zambia:

“I met some business persons who told me the best way to become rich was to sacrifice parts of my body. I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten.¬†Even if I have lost some important parts of my body, I still want to get rich.”

Well, that’s his story, and if it gets turned into a film or Channel 4 mini-series, riches might well be his.

Meanwhile, if anyone sees this man, check for a crock of gold.

 

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Posted: 7th, April 2014 | In: Money, Reviews, Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink