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Man Kept Stoat As Sex Slave: Is Nothing Safe?

by | 27th, November 2014

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In this wek’s episode of Is Nothing Safe? we turn to the Sunday Sport’s story of the man who kept a stoat as a sex slave:

A PENSIONER pervert who kept a live STOAT for his “warped sexual gratification” has narrowly escaped jail.

Benjamin Wakeman, 86, pleased guilty to three charges under the Wildlife and Countryside Act and two under the Sexual Offences Act when he appeared before magistrates.

The court was told that his crimes were uncovered when he drunkenly boasted of his “stoat girlfriend” after boozing at a pub near the caravan where he lives in Peterlee, Co Durham.

An off-duty volunteer from a wildlife sanctuary overheard Wakeman’s boast and alerted authorities said Dennis Smith, prosecuting.

Nature chiefs launched surveillance on Wakeman’s home and after gathering conclusive evidence of stoat abuse they arrested the former forester.

As Wakeman pleaded guilty to the charge, full details of his stoat sex were not read in court, although Sunday Sport understands the acts involved greases and his elderly arse.

Magistrate Dorothy Forster said, “In 20 years on the Bench I have never come across a case like this and, quite frankly I hope I never do again. You are a dirty old man who used an innocent stoat for your warped sexual gratification. In no small measure your actions were motivated by loneliness and liquor, so I take that into consideration when sentencing.”

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