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Transfer Balls: Chelsea get John Stones for £35m as Everton read the future

by | 18th, August 2015

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When you read the Sun’s news that “Stones haunts John Terry” you feel sorry for the ghost. Of course, this is about Everton’s John Stones, who is on his way to Chelsea in a “£35m coup“.

It’s not a coup, is it. A coup is described as:

1. a sudden, violent, and illegal seizure of power from a government.
2. an instance of successfully achieving something difficult.

Lobbing tens of millions of pounds of Russian cash at Everton for human flesh is not a coup; it’s a transfer.

The Sun says:

CHELSEA are poised to sign John Stones after a huge U-turn by Everton. And that heaps even more pressure on John Terry.

The Sun says Chelsea will offer £30m for the defender. But that won’t be enough. They will then return with more money.  The paper says “£35m — a British record for a defender — will clinch the 21-year-old’s move despite Everton boss Roberto Martinez insisting he will not be sold.”

As Everton gaze into the Sun’s crystal ball, we wonder why any of this haunts John Terry. The Sun makes a stab at explaining:

Jose Mourinho hauled off skipper JT at half-time in Sunday’s 3-0 mauling at Manchester City. And the Blues boss is desperate to increase competition in his defence.

Surely the increasingly ridiculous Mourinho hauled Terry off to send a message to Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich that once Terry leaves The Blues will be rubbish. Because how on earth can Mourinho and Chelsea compete in the Premier League if they are only £1bn in debt to their owner and muddle along on wages of 192.7m a year. It’s impossible!

Unless John Stones can save the day…

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