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Dead Lions: Vardy gives the Press a dummy

by | 16th, November 2016

The Press should write a not of thanks to Jamie Vardy, who followed his England goal by doing the Mannequin Challenge. For those of you not suffering from rigamortis, the Mannequin Challenge is a millennial version of dead lions, a parlour game which, in these offence-seeking times, even ISIS and conservationists can find no fault. No music. No hunting. You just stop.

You see how useful it was for headline writers and reporters for England to freeze at Wembley in a friendly against a Spanish side.

Henry Winter writes in the Times:

Vardy had done the Mannequin Challenge after scoring but unfortunately England’s defence then followed suit, freezing late on.

The Mirror, Sun and Mail go for the obvious. England, who tossed way a two-goal leads, are “DUMMIES”.

 

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Not that there’s much wrong with freezing on the pitch. After all, English football has been on freeze-frame since 1966.



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