The Last Easter: nuclear war, nuclear bunker puzzles and killer eggs
It’s Easter, when Christians thank God for being alive. But will they make it to next Easter? The newspapers are full of doom.
On the Mail, it looks like two reality TV stars are threatening to blow up the world. But it’s not Kim Kardashian, of course, it’s Mr Kim, North Korea’s hereditary leader, and Donald Trump, formerly of The Apprentice and now as President of the USA giving top jobs in USA Inc. to enthusiastic amateurs, not all of whom he’s related to.
At least the Mail is looking on the bright side of life with this brilliant front page.
Over in the Mirror, help is at hand for all of you spending the holiday in nuclear bunkers. The paper’s tales of Armageddon are padded by a full eight pages of puzzles and games. The world might well be “IN CRISIS”, but there’s no excuse to be bored at you await annihilation. You can even place a bet, and those cheeky bookies will most likely lay odds on you being alive to collect any winnings and them being around to rub their stumps when you don’t.
And hold any thought of enjoying your Easter chocolates left by the housebreaking Easter bunny. Those Easter eggs are out to kill you, says the Daily Star.
Happy Easter!
Posted: 16th, April 2017 | In: Politicians, Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
