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Revolutionary War commander Nathaniel Greene gets googly eyes in Savannah

by | 14th, October 2018

Revolutionary War commander Nathaniel Greene

 

Googly eyes are never not funny. you can stuck them on fresh-ish fish, books, anything in store and statues of Revolutionary War commander Nathaniel Greene. But the City of Savannah is the exception to the tule. The city is unimpressed, by Google Greene, ruling the eyes as “not funny” and “vandalism” on its Facebook page. Police have been called. Forensics are on the case. CCTV is bing monitored in the hope of prosecuting the miscreant for trespassing.

Says the official voice of the city:

“It may look funny but harming our historic monuments and public property is no laughing matter. In fact, it’s a crime… We are hoping to find the person responsible!”

Although sources says Mr Greene’s new look is more authentic, and if if teenage acne would be added, it wold be more accurate representation of the great man.

Via: Buzzfeed



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