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Transfer balls: AC Milan want Spurs striker Harry Kane but Manchester United pass

Transfer balls: the BBC says Spurs and England striker Harry Kane is to be the subject of a bid from AC Milan. The Beeb says the Italians think Kane is … (read more)

Posted: 9th, September 2016 | In: Back pages, Sports, Spurs | Comment


Fabric closes as London goes soft on fun and hard on drugs

Islington council’s licensing committee said a “culture of drug use” existed at Fabric, the biggest nightclub in its manor, and revoked its license. The Metropolitan Police called for Fabric’s application to be reviewed following … (read more)

Posted: 8th, September 2016 | In: Reviews | Comment


Holler Timing: Liverpool FC frozen in sponsorship hell

Liverpool have a new ‘official timing parter’. It’s a brand called Holler. This is how Holler announced the deal on their website:

 

 

Yeah, not a single wrist in sight. Odd that a brand … (read more)

Posted: 8th, September 2016 | In: Key Posts, Liverpool, Money, Sports, The Consumer | Comment (1)


The colours of blindness and love

When Ashley was blind, her nearest and dearest described colours to her like this:
Yellow. I didn’t touch anything for this, they just told me that whenever you laugh so hard you can’t stop, … (read more)

Posted: 8th, September 2016 | In: Technology | Comment


Why I’m not buying an iPhone 7

Like millions of you, I’m not buying the New iPhone 7 because: a) they told me the iPhone 6s was the greatest phone ever and could not be beaten, and … (read more)

Posted: 8th, September 2016 | In: Money, Reviews, Technology | Comment (1)


Arsenal ball: Gunners get new Vieira and Petit in one

Good news for Arenal. Gunners new boy Granit Xhaka is in entire all-conquering central midfield pairing in one player.

Xhaka is the “new Emmanuel Petit”.

 

 

Xhaka is the new Patrick Vieira:

 

 

 

Arenal already have the new … (read more)

Posted: 8th, September 2016 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment


Dani Mathers naked gym shots make our skin crawl

Playboy model Dani Mathers, Playboy’s playmate of the year 2015, took a photo of a naked woman in the changing rooms at her gym, posted it on twitter and for explained: … (read more)

Posted: 8th, September 2016 | In: Celebrities, Reviews | Comment


Football Association chairman Greg Clarke rejects Greg Dyke’s plan to win the 2022 World Cup

Compare and contrast:

Football Association chairman Greg Clarke, September 2016:
“I’m not going to put pressure on and say we are going to win this tournament or that tournament.”
Football Association chairman Greg … (read more)

Posted: 8th, September 2016 | In: Back pages, Sports | Comment


Manchester United’s Academy is full of soft lads, says Nicky Butt

Former Manchester United stalwart Nicky Butt is talking to Henry Winter in the Times. Butt is now runs the Manchester United academy. It;s a good read, but the pick is what Butt … (read more)

Posted: 8th, September 2016 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Reviews, Sports | Comment


Chelsea balls: Hazard mocks Mourinho and Cahill looks to the future

Chelsea players Eden Hazard and Gary Cahill have “stuck the knife into former manager Jose Mourinho”, says the Express.  (It’s a mere flesh wound in the Sun – a “sly … (read more)

Posted: 8th, September 2016 | In: Back pages, Chelsea, Sports | Comment


EastBenders: rewriting the ‘legend’ of Michael Cashman and ‘yuppie poofs’

Lord Michael Cashman, the Labour MEP, is making a return to BBC soap opera EastEnders as  Colin Russell, the show’s first gay character.

Colin is remembered for a scene in 1987 when he and Barry … (read more)

Posted: 8th, September 2016 | In: Reviews, Tabloids, TV & Radio | Comment


IKEA balls: customer who said he got testicles caught in stool comes clean

When news broke that Claus Jorstad had got a testicle trapped in an IKEA stool, he laughed. “Haha, part of the story is a lie,” he tells Altaposten. “What is … (read more)

Posted: 8th, September 2016 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, Strange But True | Comment


Arsenal’s Wenger unseats Manchester United’s Mourinho in ‘raging battle’

At a coaching conference in Switzerland, Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger and Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho were both in attendance.

Spanish newspaper Marca recalls the following exchange as Sir Alex Ferguson is scheduled to … (read more)

Posted: 7th, September 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, manchester united, Sports | Comment


Assad takes care not to hit Obama’s red line as he drops chorine on Aleppo

Compare and contrast the following:

VOA:
Yesterday Assad government helicopters dropped barrels of chlorine on a rebel neighborhood in Aleppo.
CNN, August 1, 2012:
“We cannot have a situation where chemical or biological weapons … (read more)

Posted: 7th, September 2016 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment


Britain builds a wall in France to keep them out

CNN reports that the UK is to build a ‘big new wall’ in Calais to stop migrants.
The four-meter (13 foot) high wall is part of a £17 million ($23 million) deal … (read more)

Posted: 7th, September 2016 | In: Reviews | Comment


IKEA customer gets his testicles trapped in MARIUS

Claus Jørstad of Alta, Norway got his testicle trapped in a MARIUS Stool from IKEA. We mention the product’s name so that any masochists know which one to go for.

 

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Posted: 7th, September 2016 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, Strange But True, The Consumer | Comment


Arsenal scout Eddie Howe who has ‘no regrets’ about leaving Bournemouth

More news that AFC Bournemouth manager Eddie Howe is gearing up to replace Arsene Wenger at Arsenal.

The Sun declares: “Ed Hunted.”

Adding:
EDDIE HOWE is under serious consideration to become the next Arsenal … (read more)

Posted: 7th, September 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Derby balls: Manchester United and Manchester City fight The War Bitchy Comments

Why don’t Manchester City’s Pepe Guardiola and Manchester United’s Jose Mourinho just duke it out. The Mail previews the big United v City match by drooling over the prospect of violence:

 

 

“Police … (read more)

Posted: 7th, September 2016 | In: Back pages, Manchester City, manchester united, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Dear Guardian readers, Ede & Ravenscorft is not for investment bankers

Former BBC journalist Paul Mason offers guidance to Guardian readers: “How to blag a job in finance: buy some black shoes and talk like an aristocrat.”

Big news any of my friends … (read more)

Posted: 7th, September 2016 | In: Broadsheets, Money, Reviews | Comment


Of course Adidas and Nike discriminate against disabled athletes

Are Nike and Adidas prejudiced against disabled athletes? Yes. Is that prejudice immoral or illegal? Surely not. The Guardian reports on Hannah Cockroft, a British paralympian who accuses sportswear companies of discrimination.
Cockroft, who … (read more)

Posted: 7th, September 2016 | In: Money, Reviews, Sports | Comment


Manchester United balls: Paul Scholes is middle-aged

Paul Scholes says, “‘I would rather watch Salford than Man Utd.” Well, that’s the Daily Mirror‘s lead sports story.

 

 

Can the former Manchester United star be dissing his old club? Yes.
Paul Scholes … (read more)

Posted: 6th, September 2016 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment


Transfer balls: Yaya Toure rejects Manchester United and Arsenal and Africa rejects Man City

It’s proving a busy season for Yaya Toure’s agent. Today;s news is that brought to you in a Sky Sports headline: “Arsenal and Manchester United interested in Yaya Toure, but … (read more)

Posted: 6th, September 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | Comment


Brazzers porn tossers left exposed in hacking parody

Anyone using the masturbatory site Brazzers “should be worried’ says Techworm. The site has been hacked. The data of – get this – 800,000 wankers is out there?

But why worry? Porn … (read more)

Posted: 6th, September 2016 | In: Reviews | Comment


Only the fearful sneer at ‘Giant Troll’ Milo Yiannopoulos

You don’t have to like him to support his right to free speech. Ann Althouse gets it:
“ABC’s Nightline goes after Milo Yiannopoulos and I’ve never bothered with this guy one … (read more)

Posted: 6th, September 2016 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Reviews | Comment