Anorak

Anorak | Anorak - Part 113

Anorak - Author Archive

Queen did not ask guests for 3 good reasons to stay in Europe

The Queen, reportedly, has stepped into the EU Referendum debate. The Express leads with: “QUEEN ISSUE EU CHALLENGE. – Give me 3 good reasons to stay, she asks guests.”

How many … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, June 2016 | In: Politicians, Reviews, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment


Pogba transfer balls: Manchester United boost and Real Madrid talks

The Daily Paul Pogba: a look at the former Manchester United player being touted as future Manchester Untied player.

Marca says Real Madrid have open talks with from Juventus.  “We are talking [with Real] … (read more)

Posted: 21st, June 2016 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | Comment


Remain v Brexit: what people off the telly said

Sick of listening to experts in money, war and politics talking on the EU Referendum? Us too. thankfully, the Daily Star has produced a double-page feature on what non-exerts  have been saying. … (read more)

Posted: 21st, June 2016 | In: Celebrities, Reviews, Tabloids | Comment


The Laura Carter sex tape is £10,000 a pop

Who wants to see Laura Carter in an “explicit sex tape”? Well, not any of the 634 people who complained to Ofcom that seeing Carter being felt up in the … (read more)

Posted: 21st, June 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids, TV & Radio | Comment


Donald Trump gets his head pushed down the toilet (1989)

For the third issue of HUP comic in 1989, cartoonist Robert Crumb turned his eye on real estate tycoon Donald Trump, “one of the most evil men alive”. Crumb despised the 1980s greed … (read more)

Posted: 21st, June 2016 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comment


Arsenal balls: Wenger quits before he stays

Arsenal balls in the Daily Mirror, where the talk is of the club’s manger staying on for more years. Says the Mirror:
Arsenal planning Arsene Wenger contract extension keeping him in … (read more)

Posted: 21st, June 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Eddie Redmayne and Hannah Bagshawe’s baby surprises Daily Star readers

News in the Star that Eddie Redmayne and his wife Hannah Bagshawe are now parents.

The Star is so delighted with the news it illustrates the story with a picture of, … (read more)

Posted: 20th, June 2016 | In: Celebrities, Reviews, Tabloids | Comment


Big Brother hit over Laura Carter and Marco Pierre White Jr sex scene

Yes! Yes! Yes!!! That’s the sound of channel 5 executives celebrating. Big Brother remains relevant as Ofcom launches an inquiry after contestants Laura Carter and Marco Pierre White Jr groped, … (read more)

Posted: 20th, June 2016 | In: Celebrities, Reviews, TV & Radio | Comment


Manchester United transfer news: Bonucci bid, Matic Chelsea swap, Pogba choses

Manchester United are using the TV to watch Italy’s Leonardo Bonucci. The Juventus defender who performed so well for Italy as they defeated Belgium at Euro 2016 is admired by Jose Mourinho. … (read more)

Posted: 20th, June 2016 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | Comment


Madeleine McCann: Freud, Murat and a lynching at the Plough and Paedophile

Madeleine McCann: a look at the missing child in the news.

Daily Star (page 8): “Peado MP’s New Links to Maddie”

The paedo MP is the alleged paedophile MP Sir Clement Freud. … (read more)

Posted: 20th, June 2016 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Reviews, Tabloids | Comment (1)


Woman allegedly robbed man while performing oral sex in car

To Nashville, Tennessee, to see Multi-tasker of the Day, Jonisia Morris, 25, answer charges that she robbed a man on whom she was performing a sex act.

The police report alleges Morris, 25, was “performing … (read more)

Posted: 20th, June 2016 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment


This is what happens when you vape world’s hottest chilli pepper

 

Russell Hawkins cultivates the Carolina Reaper chilli pepper – the world’s hottest vegetable. Hawkins thought it a worthwhile experiment to see what happens if he vaped the red-hot chilli pepper … (read more)

Posted: 19th, June 2016 | In: Reviews, Strange But True, TV & Radio | Comment


Transfer balls: Vardy to reject Arsenal – Wenger says he’s staying at Leicester

The BBC is reporting that Leicester City striker Jamie Vardy, 29, will reject a move to Arsenal. The BBC says Vardy has “not made a final decision, but is understood to … (read more)

Posted: 19th, June 2016 | In: Back pages, Sports | Comment


Transfer Balls: Arsenal blow out Cavani, keep Wenger, chase Boufal and go Blind

Arsenal will offer Arsene Wenger, 66, the chance to manage the club for two more years when his current deal ends next summer. So says the Sunday Mirror. It’s not surprising news. … (read more)

Posted: 19th, June 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Jo Cox: newspaper uses murder to campaign for Remain

They suspended EU Referendum campaigning in respect to Jo Cox, the Labour MP killed in the streets of her Yorkshire constituency. No-one told the Daily Mirror. As Jo Cox’s alleged … (read more)

Posted: 19th, June 2016 | In: Politicians, Reviews, Tabloids | Comments (25)


Transfer balls: Neymar to Manchester United

Manchester United are competing with Paris St-Germain and – get this – Real Madrid to buy out Neymar’s £157m contract at Barcelona.  Well, so says the Manchester Evening News, which reports the words of … (read more)

Posted: 18th, June 2016 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Jo Cox: Thomas Mair’s alternative therapy and other Nazis

Thomas Mair, 52, of Birstall, stood in the dock at Westminster magistrates court charged with the barbaric killing of Jo Cox, the 41-year-old MP for Batley and Spen. Why Westminster and … (read more)

Posted: 18th, June 2016 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment


Jo Cox: Brexit, white supremacy and what else they say about Thomas Mair

 

Jo Cox has been murdered. In a truly horrific crime the British MP was shot and stabbed by her alleged killer Thomas Mair as she walked on a street in … (read more)

Posted: 17th, June 2016 | In: Reviews, Tabloids | Comments (2)


Jo Cox murder: Guardian blames Boris Johnson, tweeters blame Muslims

 

Labour MP Jo Cox was shot and stabbed and shot outside her surgery in Yorkshire. Many reports claim her alleged killer yelled “Britain First” before striking.

A 52-year-old man, named as Thomas Mair, has … (read more)

Posted: 17th, June 2016 | In: Broadsheets, Key Posts, Politicians, Reviews | Comment


Transfer balls: Manchester United turn to Mkhitaryan, Arsenal chase Gotze

Transfer balls: Are Arsenal buying Mario Gotze? The Sun says the Gunners are in for the German international. The paper tells its readers:
Arsenal are lining up a sensational £27million move for Bayern … (read more)

Posted: 17th, June 2016 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | Comment


The Indiana Jones Nazi face-melting candle is here

 

Relive the magic of Raiders of the Lost Ark by setting fire to SS Schweinhund Arnold Ernst Toht. Watch his face melt, just like in the movie. Gestapo agent?

 

 

Melting Toht is from … (read more)

Posted: 16th, June 2016 | In: The Consumer | Comment


Police charge innocent woman for anus and vagina drugs search

Ashley Cervantes was 17 when US Customs and Border Protection on the Mexico border spotted her. Was she carrying drugs? They searched her vagina and anus. Then they sent her to hospital for … (read more)

Posted: 16th, June 2016 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Owen Jones: Philip Green is an upper-class Jewish tax exile on a night bus

Owen Jones is talking about “The appalling Philip Green” in the Guardian. to Jones, Green is one of the “elite” who epitomises “broken Britain”.
Green’s testimony to the parliamentary inquiry into … (read more)

Posted: 16th, June 2016 | In: Broadsheets, Reviews | Comment


Labour MP Jo Cox attacked by man yelling ‘Britain first’

Labour MP Jo Cox has been shot by an unknown attacker at her parliamentary surgery:
Labour MP Jo Cox has been shot and injured in an attack in her constituency near Leeds.

An eyewitness … (read more)

Posted: 16th, June 2016 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment (1)


Dea Gea commits to Manchester United (again)

Good new for Manchester United fans: the team’s best player, David De Gea, is staying at Old Trafford. The Sun’s “exclusive” tells readers that David de Gea wants to stay at Manchester … (read more)

Posted: 16th, June 2016 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | Comment