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Transfer balls: Manchester United get Gareth Bale, Ronaldo and Benitez

In “GALACTIGO”, the Daily Express says Manchester United are poised to sign Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Bale. If Real Madrid sell their players, if Manchester United have the money to sign then, if the players want … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, November 2015 | In: manchester united, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | Comment

Radio France changes pro-migrant headline after Paris massacre

Hindsight at wok in the French media, where the website of State-owned Radio France has rewritten its opinion on terrorism and migration.

The original headline on the September 14 story ran: “Refugees: … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, November 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Panic: Europe runs out of Jews to murder and Prince Charles explains all

Belgium justice minister, Koen Greens, has discovered a problem: allowing terrorists take out frustration on Jews is ok until you run out of Jews. He says:
“It’s no longer synagogues or the … (read more)

Posted: 23rd, November 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Biased BBC: Murdering Jews in Israel is never ‘terror’

Rabbi Aharon Yesayev, 32, from Tel Aviv, Reuven Aviram, 51, from Ramle, Ezra Schwartz, 18, of Sharon, Massachusetts, Yaakov Don, 49, from Alon Shvut, and Shadi Arafa, 40, from Hebron … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, November 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Mr Phuc Dat Bich ‘banned from Facebook’

An exasperated Vietnamese-Australian man has shared a photo of his passport to prove his name really is Phuc Dat Bich after he was banned from Facebook several times.

 

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Posted: 22nd, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment (1)

Police swoop on man with ‘armed’ sandwich

 

To Stevenage railway station, Hertfordshire. It’s 4.40pm on Thursday afternoon. Police are responding to an urgent call: someone has seen a man with a gun.

Armed police have located the man, who is … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

Transfer balls: Liverpool have £42m for Aubameyang, Chelsea offer £20m, Arsenal release Reus

ST GALLEN, SWITZERLAND – JULY 25: Marco Reus of Dortmund (R) celebrates his team’s second goal with team mate Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang during the friendly match between … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, November 2015 | In: Chelsea, Liverpool, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | Comment

Transfer Balls: Manchester United wave £60m at Ronaldo

The Mail, Express and Star all lead with Manchester United’s pursuit of Cristiano Ronaldo.

The Mail says the door is open to a £60m bid for the Real Madrid star. The … (read more)

Posted: 22nd, November 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment

Manchester United balls: Schweinsteiger scores as Deeney gets erased

Manchester United beat Watford 1-2 in today;’s Premier League match. The winning goal was scored by… well, who”:

The Manchester Evening News says Man United’s German midfielder scored the winner.

 

 
Bastian Schweinsteiger scores … (read more)

Posted: 21st, November 2015 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment

Is Cher Dead?

On December 2014, Cher had three months to live, reported the National Enquirer.

 

 

Seven months later Cher was dead.

 

Cher is not dead.

 

  … (read more)

Posted: 21st, November 2015 | In: Celebrities, National Enquirer, Reviews | Comment

Arsenal: Hector Bellerin breaks Usain Bolt’s sprint record (sort of)

Is Arsenal defender Hector Bellerin faster than Usain Bolt, the world’s greatest 100m runner?

Elizabeth Cassin writes for the BBC:
When Usain Bolt broke the 100m world record in 2009, it took … (read more)

Posted: 21st, November 2015 | In: Arsenal, Reviews, Sports | Comment

Angelina Jolie not dead: weight falls to weekly deadline

 

Angelina Jolie weighs 83lbs. We know this because the National Enquirer leads with the weighty issue on its cover page. The NE loves to talk about Jolie’s weight. Her love-rival, former … (read more)

Posted: 21st, November 2015 | In: Celebrities, Reviews, Tabloids | Comment

Spurs balls: Kane and Alli get pay rise but Manchester United and Chelsea wait

 

The Sun leads with news that Spurs will invest £25m in tying Dele Alli and Harry Kane to long term deals. The money won’t come in one hit. As the … (read more)

Posted: 21st, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Sports, Spurs | Comment

Dover school ticks off parents for smoking outside school gates

Parents stood by the school gates at Dover’s Eythorne Elvington Community Primary pupils are being told off. The school’s headmistress, Liz Bird has issued parents with a directive: stop swearing and smoking by … (read more)

Posted: 20th, November 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment

Arsenal balls: fear and panic sell Laurent Koscielny short

Arsenal could be without Laurent Koscielny for their next Premier League match at West Bromwich Albion. The Sun says in “WENGER’S PARIS FEARS OVER KOSCIELNY” that the Gunner’s French manager … (read more)

Posted: 20th, November 2015 | In: Arsenal, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | Comment

Songs of Vietnam: The Top 10

A human skull keeps watch over US soldiers encamped in the Vietnamese jungle during the Vietnam War. (Photo by Terry Fincher/Getty Images)

 

In We Gotta Get Out of … (read more)

Posted: 20th, November 2015 | In: Music, Reviews | Comment

Transfer balls: tabloid creates epic bullshit.com story about Liverpool and Arsenal ‘target’

 

Transfer balls: The Daily Star has a scoop about a “Liverpool target”. The headline tells us:
Liverpool target talks up shock move: It’d be a dream to play for them!
Who is … (read more)

Posted: 19th, November 2015 | In: Liverpool, Reviews, Sports | Comment

Transfer balls: Chelsea, Manchester United and Bayern Munich in Robben story plot

Transfer balls: Is Arjen Robben heading back to the Premier League to play for Manchester United?

Yes, says the Daily Express. He is. The paper’s headline is definitive:
Former Chelsea winger agrees … (read more)

Posted: 19th, November 2015 | In: Chelsea, manchester united, Reviews, Sports | Comment

Arkansas judge allegedly offered sexual spankings or prison

 

To Arkansas, where young white male offenders are offered a deal: take a sound spanking to your naked backside and get a  reduced sentence. It’s alleged that Judge Joseph Boeckmann, swapped jail time for hanky … (read more)

Posted: 19th, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment

Transfer balls: Darren Raekwon McIntosh-Buffonge gets the Manchester United bullshit.com treatment

Manchester United have agreed terms with 17-year-old Darren Raekwon McIntosh-Buffonge. A mere five years ago, Darren was let go by Arsenal. He then tried his luck at Fulham. And now he’s signed … (read more)

Posted: 19th, November 2015 | In: Arsenal, manchester united, Reviews, Sports, Tabloids | Comment

Transfer balls: Chelsea and Manchester United linked to Spurs Dele Alli

Spurs midfielder Dele Alli played a blinder on his England debt. He tackled, scored a belter and moved well. At just 19, Spurs have a rising star in their ranks.

Ali … (read more)

Posted: 19th, November 2015 | In: Sports, Spurs | Comment

Abdelhamid Abaaoud: a naked dead body and the blonde

Is Abdelhamid Abaaoud, the drugged-up Muslim nihilist who planned the murders of 129 people in Paris, dead?

 

The Mail wonders if Abdelhamid Abaaoud has been killed by French forces?

The Sun provides an answer:

 

But why is … (read more)

Posted: 19th, November 2015 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Skydiver and cat jump sat in a fully furnished lounge

 

In this advert professional skydiver Jeff Provenzano show us that so hip are Nvidia Shield tablet computers that anyone owning one can experience the thrill of skydiving with their cat by simply turning one on.

 

Spotter: Nerd … (read more)

Posted: 19th, November 2015 | In: Reviews, Technology, The Consumer | Comment

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