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Anyone lose a pink dildo at the Brighton v West Ham match?

Good on twitter for making an amusing story more suggestive. During Brighton’s home win over West Ham in the Premier League, the Sun tweets: “Brighton’s win over West Ham interrupted … (read more)

Posted: 6th, October 2018 | In: Back pages, Sports, Strange But True, The Consumer | Comment


Manchester City: Phil Foden shames ‘obscene’ Raheem Sterling

When 21-year-old Raheem Sterling bought his mum a house the Daily Mail was unimpressed. Sterling was the “£180,000-a-week England flop” showing off a “blinging house he bought for his mum… … (read more)

Posted: 5th, October 2018 | In: Back pages, Manchester City, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Maurizio Zanfanti: famed Rimini tourist shagger dies during sex

RIP Maurizio Zanfanti, aka Zanza, the Lothario from Rimini who has died aged 62. He succumbed to a heart attack, possibly brought on by exhaustion at having to tell every … (read more)

Posted: 5th, October 2018 | In: Broadsheets, Celebrities | Comment


Manchester United balls: Mourinho sacked when noodle deal goes cold

That the Press have no idea what Manchester United’s moneymen will do about Jose Mourinho is no clearer than in the BBC’s news that the club “could” sack the draining … (read more)

Posted: 5th, October 2018 | In: Back pages, Key Posts, manchester united, Sports | Comment


Free speech for Jew haters: Mahathir Mohamad addresses Oxford University students

Is Mahathir Mohamad a fan of Katie Hopkins, the rent-a-gob former Mail columnist and LBC radio presenter? Both seem to have missed the memo from Josef Mengele, the Nazi who when … (read more)

Posted: 4th, October 2018 | In: Key Posts, News, Politicians | Comment


Madeleine McCann: Scotland Yard’s ‘unofficial’ investigation

Madeleine McCann – a look at reporting on the missing child. Today the Star brings ‘Our Maddie’ news on page 19. The paper says “official cash” to fund the search … (read more)

Posted: 4th, October 2018 | In: Madeleine McCann, News, Tabloids | Comment


Theresa May: better days ahead at St Custard’s

 

Theresa May, the woman who graduated from Ronald Searle’s St Custard’s when they let girls in, is dancing for her country. The Mirror is strictly unimpressed – she’s no Ed … (read more)

Posted: 4th, October 2018 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comment


Liverpool: Naby Keita’s back injury was not a heart attack

Liverpool midfielder Naby Keita was stretched off the pitch in the Reds’ 1-0 Champions League defeat by Napoli. Keita was taken to hospital in Naples. He “underwent a number of … (read more)

Posted: 4th, October 2018 | In: Back pages, Liverpool, Sports, Tabloids | Comment


Arsenal balls: Aaron Ramsey’s massive wage demands are not his fault

It’s Aaron Ramsey and Avid Sports & Entertainment Group versus the forces of nature. Responding to news that Ramsey will be leaving Arsenal at the season’s end when his current … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, October 2018 | In: Arsenal, Sports | Comment


Manchester United captain apologises for calling for Mourinho to be sacked

Antonio Valencia, the Manchester United captain, liked an Instagram post declaring “time for Mourinho to go”. Valencia, one of the many United players said to have fallen out with the … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, October 2018 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment


England players admits getting sent off to avoid playing away from home

So worried was Joe Marler about playing for England and being away from his family, he tried to avoid the call by getting himself sent off in club matches thus … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, October 2018 | In: Sports | Comment


Arsenal balls: £52m Ramsey bid but his replacement comes cheap

Dust off the piano, Arsenal, Alexis Sanchez is being linked with a return to the Gunners. Having been told by Manchester United’s negative and draining manager Jose Mourinho that he could … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, October 2018 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports | Comment


Grenfell fraudster Jenny McDonagh spent stolen money on a huge dildo

 

Jenny McDonagh, 39, has been sentenced for five and half years choky for using her finance manager’s job at Kensington and Chelsea council to get pre-paid credit cards that should … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, October 2018 | In: News | Comment


Woman blinded by stray ball at Ryder Cup sues

Corine Remande, 49, lost an eye at the Ryder Cup when a tee shot by Brooks Koepka on the sixth hole hit her. Remade was standing by her husband when … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, October 2018 | In: Sports | Comment


Manchester United balls: Pogba and Sanchez out

The Manchester Evening News is in Team Mourinho in the draining, negative Manchester manager’s row with, well, most of this side, not least of all star turns Alexis Sanchez and … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, October 2018 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | Comment


Manchester United balls: Barcelona don’t want whinging Pogba

Don’t panic, Paul Pogba. Sure, you’re a destabilising present at Manchester United who criticised the team in public after a 1-1 draw with Wolverhampton Wanderers, in which you set up … (read more)

Posted: 2nd, October 2018 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | Comment


Manchester United players betrayed Mourinho – it’s Chelsea 2015 all over again

 

Is Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho looking to be sacked? Asked how his team are responding to a poor run of results, he told media “some [players] care more than … (read more)

Posted: 1st, October 2018 | In: Key Posts, manchester united, Sports | Comment


The Times’ ‘Giles Coren’ hits below the belt in a twitter spat with the Guardian’s ‘Michael White’

Giles Coren, The Times’s self-satisfied journalist, has been tweeting to The Guardian’s Michael White. Or to be precise, tweets have been tweeted on the two men’s respective twitter accounts. Maybe they … (read more)

Posted: 1st, October 2018 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Manchester United balls: Sanchez beats Mourinho to the exit and Pogba stays

Is Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho lacking in self-awareness? Odd to ask, I know, given his crushing narcissism.  But when he said before United’s defeat at West Ham the club … (read more)

Posted: 1st, October 2018 | In: Back pages, manchester united, Sports | Comment


Boris vs May: Sunday Times puts us on first-name terms with Johnson

Boris Johnson wants to lead the Tory Party and become Prime Minister. Theresa May is blocking his ambitions. It’s “war”. But is it a fair fight in the media? No:

 

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Posted: 30th, September 2018 | In: Broadsheets, Politicians | Comment


Madeleine McCann: Gerry’s tears, Pope is religious and Maddie is missing

Did you tune in to BBC Radio 4 show on fathers and daughters to hear Madeleine McCann’s father, Gerry McCann, as he “weeps uncontrollably”, as the Daily Star says he … (read more)

Posted: 30th, September 2018 | In: Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, News, Tabloids | Comment


The youth hungry Labour Party really is a cult to an old white man

Ever wondered how a society gets to the stage where they erect statues to the esteemed leader in every town and every city? Persecuting Jews is good. Starving people, also … (read more)

Posted: 29th, September 2018 | In: News, Politicians | Comment


Manchester United balls: United ready to part with Pogba or Mourinho

Former Real Madrid manager and French legend Zinedine Zidane is learning to speak English so he can get the Manchester United job when job Jose Mourinho gets the chop, says the Sun. … (read more)

Posted: 29th, September 2018 | In: manchester united, Sports | Comment


Boris Johnson in Kuenssberg and Rigby fake news shocker

 

Boris Johnson is back on the telly. Both the BBC’s Laura Kuenssberg and Sky’s Beth Rigby have the first televised interview since Johnson resigned as Foreign Secretary. Is it a … (read more)

Posted: 28th, September 2018 | In: Politicians, TV & Radio | Comment