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Al Gore: Iraq Is Like Global Warming

AL Gore. Go! Gore! Go! And if you can tie yourself to a dynamo as you run, then so much the more green and energy efficient. Says Al:
“Many of the … (read more)

Posted: 7th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Us Politics: They’re Running Out Of Bush And Clintons?

FOR a country that boasts of equality and opportunity for one and all, the politics of the USA looks like a closed shop for the elite:
 Lynne Cheney, wife of Vice … (read more)

Posted: 7th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

California Is Getting Like Iraq, Only Drier

THERE’S a drought in California. Why does anyone live there?
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Los Angeles residents were urged on Wednesday to take shorter showers, reduce lawn sprinklers and stop throwing … (read more)

Posted: 7th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

California Is Getting Like Iraq, Only Drier

THERE’S a drought in California. Why does anyone live there? Enjoy your foamy baths, good Britishers…
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Los Angeles residents were urged on Wednesday to take shorter showers, … (read more)

Posted: 7th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Boris Johnson On A Home-Brewed Issue

BORIS Johnson on who thought up this health warning on wine. The EU?
No, my friends, I must be honest, and I must tell you that this piece of nonsense was … (read more)

Posted: 7th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Sabine Mueller Puts Madeleine McCann Back On The Front Pages

MADELEINE McCann is back on the front pages. And the Sun is incensed at an “INSULT TO MADDIE MUM.”

“DESPICABLE,” says the Mirror’s front page, which has replaced yesterday’s Big Brother … (read more)

Posted: 7th, June 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (45)

Emily Parr Is Evicted From Big Brother For Calling Charley A ‘Nigger’

EMILY Parr was removed from the Big Brother house in the early hours of this morning (7th June) after using a racially offensive word to a fellow housemate.

Emily was dancing … (read more)

Posted: 7th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (171)

Peter Andre Finds His Rhythm And Jordan Breaks Crystal

KATIE Andre and her Jordans are in the midst of what the Star calls a “BIRTH CONTROL STORM”.

Kate, pregnant by pop acorn Peter Andre, tells New Woman magazine that she … (read more)

Posted: 7th, June 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (2)

Laura Williams Is The Only Gay In The Big Brother Village

IN the Sun’s “Big Brother’s little PAPER” readers are met with the headline: “LAURA’S LESBO ROMP.”

Laura Williams is a lesbian? “Her breath stank of kebab says gal pal.”

Readers are introduced … (read more)

Posted: 7th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (14)

Half A Million For Oliver Cromwell’s Warts And All

HE may have unleashed a genocidal nightmare in Ireland, but for one collector, a four-by-three inch portrait of Oliver Cromwell was well worth the £535,200 price tag. (Pic: The Spine)

The … (read more)

Posted: 7th, June 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (2)

Big Brother’s Shabnam Paryani Stalks Robbie Williams And Fame

BIG Brother’s Shabnam Paryani is telling the world why she can’t have sex. And it’s not because she’s on national telly.

Pictured in the Sport easting a banana, Shabnam tells us … (read more)

Posted: 7th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (8)

Big Brother’s Tracey Barnard Is Putin It About

WHILE the Sun makes do with Big Brother’s Little Paper, the Star strides manfully on with “Big Brother’s Big Paper.”

Anorak is, of course, Big Brother’s Overdeveloped, Genetically–Enhanced Big Brother; and … (read more)

Posted: 7th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)

Big Brother’s Ziggy Wants To Be Duncan James

“BIG Brother hunk Ziggy Lichman is a fame-chasing wannabe desperate to become a star after three failed attempts,” says the Star.
He has failed twice a popstar and never hit the … (read more)

Posted: 7th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)

Reversing Costs Police £2.3million

IT looks like thousands of policemen and women will be dusting off their L-plates and re-applying for their driving tests after it emerged that, over the last three years, officers … (read more)

Posted: 7th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comment (1)

Forward With Transition Town Totnes: Devon’s License To Print Money

AH Devon, the picturesque home to Dartmoor, the Jurassic coast, Exeter cathedral and the wilful printing of counterfeit money? Surely not! Well, yes actually. Kind of.

The sleepy Devon town of … (read more)

Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)

Whitehall Scumbags And Errant Fathers

FATHERS who fail to pay child support are to be targeted by a revamped Child Support Agency.

The agency has come under fire for its lack of organisation and failure to … (read more)

Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comments (4)

Big Brother: Samanada Marchant With You?

CAN anyone understand a word Amanda and Sam Marchant say?

Samanda is the kind of girls who always get killed at the beginning of horror films.

Samanda is the girl in the … (read more)

Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5)

Banksy Embraced In Multi-Million Pound Office Development

ONE man’s anti-social graffiti is another’s high art. Just ask self-styled ‘guerrilla artist’ or ‘urban node’, or whatever he calls himself, Banksy.

While talented kids around the country have ASBO’s slapped … (read more)

Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comments (3)

Copper Wants £1.5million For Pineapple Abuse

DON’T believe what the experts tell you – fruit isn’t always beneficial to your health. Just ask Tracey Ormsby.

The 36-year-old former police officer is demanding £1.5million in damages after she … (read more)

Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Strange But True | Comments (11)

Beckham For Banknotes Campaign Grows

FOR England fans, it’s like the last 12 months never happened. Golden balls himself has been recalled to the side in a move reeking of desperation by Steve McClaren, Michael … (read more)

Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comments (2)

Big Brother Betting Odds: Shabnam For Chop, Laura to Win

NOTHING reflects the state of play in the Big Brother house better than the Betfair markets.

Nominations have just been revealed and it’s Emily and Shabnam up for the chop this … (read more)

Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

The Pope’s Car Share Scheme

DOES the Pope Mobile double as a bus? Is global warming so bad that we all have to car share, even the Pontiff? I think not:
VATICAN CITY (AP) – A … (read more)

Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Lightning Strikes Rudy Giuliani’s Abortion Address

GOD doth works in mysterious ways his wonders to perform. US Presidential hopeful Rudolph Giuliani is talking about abortion. And there is much lightning…

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Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

London 2012 Olympics Logo Does The Job

THE logo for thee 2012 Olympics is causing some chatter. The Sun employed a blind woman to create a verison and said hers was better than the official version. It … (read more)

Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

Big Brother: You’re Never Alone With A Badger

“BADGERS beat Big Brother,” says the Mail.

No shock there. Badgers have been a mainstay of the light entertainment industry in this country for years. Who can forget the fun we … (read more)

Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

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