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Hillary Clinton Plays It Safe On 9/11

SO Hillary Clinton, is the United States safer than it was on the day of the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks.

“I believe we are safer than we were. We are … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Live Earth Kills People – And That’s Good

YOu might have missed this gem:
IT WAS intended to be the symbolic gesture at a global series of rock concerts next month to alert people to climate change. Al Gore, … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Vladimir Putin: Leader Of The Free World

VLADIMIR Putin is the leader of the free world:
Asked whether he agreed with former German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder’s description of him as an “impeccable democrat”, Putin replied laughing:

“Of course I … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Paris Hilton’s Mug Shot

Paris Hilton goes to jail. Here’s one for the album:

… (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)

JFK Suspects Use Google Earth To Plan Terror Attack

GOOGLE helps democracy? And alleged terrorists:
JUNE 4–One of the plotters behind the alleged scheme to explode gas pipelines at John F. Kennedy airport directed his co-conspirators to use Google Earth … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Big Brother: Tracey Barnard Is Unwell

TONY Adams look-alike Tracey (is it the old England and Arsenal captain?) is into free expression and ‘avin it. The walking advert for banning raving for anyone over 30 is … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Big Brother: Logo Chanelle’s Impetigo

CAN you get impetigo on your feet? Carole is rationing the toilet paper, providing an insight into what the wimmin of Greenham Common did when they weren’t chewing the fence.

Chanelle: … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

The Fish Tank: MPs Treat Themselves On Taxpayers’ Behalf

AS MPs continue the battle to keep details of their expenses secret, the Sun reveals what most of us know already – our beloved members of Parliament are prone to … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment

Demanding A Ransom For Madeleine McCann

“WAS Madeleine snatched in a ransom plot that went wrong?”

No, not a readers’ poll in the Express (“Is hanging too good for sex offenders?”), but the Mail’s question.

And with no … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (26)

Big Brother’s ‘Ziggy’ Zac Lichman Squats With the Apes

Ziggy, il s’appelle ziggy
Je suis folle de lui

THE Mirror’s front-page introduces readers to “King Ziggy…before he was Biggy”.

There’s a picture of Big Brother’s Zac Lichman when he appeared in a … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (10)

Carole Caplin Returns to Blairs’ Seat

CAROLE Caplin is on her way back to No. 10.

So says the Mail’s front page, which has a picture of Cherie Blair’s guru, the palms of her hands pressed together. … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (3)

Operation Enduring Prince Harry In Afghanistan

MUCH progress in operation Enduring Prince Harry. (Pic: Beau Bo D’Or)

The Mail reports that Harry might not be adding Afghanistan to his tour of non-duty because, well, it’s dangerous.

The paper … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (3)

NHS Neglect: £20 to See Your Doctor In The Evening (Bring Wine)

IS this the beginning of the end of the NHS as we know it?

A group of family doctors is ready to propose a fee of £20 to be charged for … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comments (2)

Water Companies Make £2billion Profits

THE British public is saddled with rising water bills and annual hosepipe bans, and water companies up and down the country are laughing all the way to the bank.

New figures … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2007 | In: Money | Comment

Big Brother: Danielle Lloyd And Charley At War

“BIG BROTHER BABES BLOODY BITCH FIGHT.”

The shock over why the Star should scream “FIGHT” where surely “BOUT” should sit pales when we see the pictures of Charley Itchea and Danielle … (read more)

Posted: 4th, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

The Brain’s Self-Containment

LESLEY thinks the big difference between her and the other housemates is her “containment”. And we just thought she was just old enough to be their grandma. You live and … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

British Trade Sanctions Against Israel

WE do business with China, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Nigeria, Iraq, Belarus, Iran, Venezuela, Burma and many, many more. But when it comes to a democratic ally:
UNISON representatives who are in … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (3)

Gordon Brown Is The New Gordon Brown

GORDON Brown will be his own man – and nothing like the old Gordon Brown who  provided the Budget for Tony Blair’s legislation and wars…
Mr Brown, who is due to … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

Ichea’s Not Big Brother Bovvered

ICHEA is not bovvered. Look at her face. Go on. Look at it. “They get on my f*ckin’ nerves,” she says. So she is bovvered. But she’s not … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Emily Parr: The Big Brother Skinny

EMILY had her first pair of skinny jeans three and half years ago. I had mine in 1976! In your face. … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (11)

Big Brother’s Germans

ARE the Germans in the adverts to make us like the housemates more? What the Germans think we think of them here … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Opposites Attract: Ziggy And Carole’s Big Brother Kiss

“YOU’RE cool as cats,” Ziggy tells Carole. Or at least as cool as a woman who lives with lots of cats… … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Big Brother Charley Ichea Looks Like A Survivor

SAYS Charley:

“Every time I go out, I get told I look like someone new. Javine, Alesha from Misteeq, Destiny’s Child…”

…Charlie Richardson, Kieran Richardson, Kieran Dyer, Kier Hardy… … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (14)

Smoking Ban: Radioactive Cigarettes Are The New Chernobyl

THE smoking ban in England is coming into force. And the State can police it easily now that smokers glow in the dark:
If nothing else, this should worry smokers: the … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (5)

Al Gore Spins On The Top Of The World

AL GORE, the man who managed to lose to George Bush, undone by perforated paper, will save us all. But will he be the leader of the Free World? Will … (read more)

Posted: 3rd, June 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment

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