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What Will Become Of Guantanmo Bay Prisoners?

WHAT will become of the Guantanmo Bay prisoners? Is there a sink estate in Sheffield we can house them in? Or is that too cruel and inhumane?

This from the Washington … (read more)

Posted: 1st, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Getting High On Cheese And Cake

CHEESE, a new drug is hitting the headlines in the US.

As reported:

“The deaths of at least 18 teenagers, ranging from ages 15 to 18, have been linked to the mixture … (read more)

Posted: 1st, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


Barbra Streisand: You Don’t Bring Me Money Anymore

LEGENDARY singer and gay icon, Barbra Streisand is planning to make a killing when she plays her only UK show this year.

According to the Mirror, the Oscar-winning superstar is set … (read more)

Posted: 1st, May 2007 | In: Money | Comments (6)


Gordon Brown And John Reid’s ‘Mobile World’

A SPLIT in the Home Office? Gordon Brown says this? John Reid says that.

Dizzy investigates:
“IN response to a question from Michael Gove yesterday about what discussions John Reid had with … (read more)

Posted: 1st, May 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Bank On God: Thou Shalt Not Go Bankrupt

SADDLED with enormous debt? Frightened you will lose your home? Well now there is a new, rather divine financial consultant on the block, ready to help you get your finances … (read more)

Posted: 1st, May 2007 | In: Money | Comment


British Captives: Arthur Batchelor Loses It

IRAN will have to wait for Arthur Batchelor’s Man At Ahmadinejad suit to be repatriated.

It has come to our notice that Batchelor has mislaid his passport and is duly unable … (read more)

Posted: 1st, May 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Milking it: I Was Boy George’s Sex Slave

“IT’S a good laugh all this,” says Boy George of the tale that he was planning to kidnap a male escort and use him as a bondage slave.

Auden Carlsen, 28, … (read more)

Posted: 1st, May 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (8)


Money: Friends and Family Better Than A Pay Rise

THINK you‘ll never be able to afford that holiday home on the Cote d’Azur or that Bentley you always wanted? Well think again – simply pop ‘round to your mate’s … (read more)

Posted: 1st, May 2007 | In: Money | Comment


War On Terror: When Omar Khayam Met 7/7 Bombers

ARE we winning the War on Terror? It would appear so.

The Times leads with the “fertiliser gang from the suburbs”, jailed for plotting to build a 1,300lb bombs to blow … (read more)

Posted: 1st, May 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


United States Embassies For Sale: America Retreats

IS it a sign that the housing boom is over? Anorak has long suspected the surge in property prices – and property bores – would be heralded by the removal … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Day-vid and Victoria Beckham’s New Home (Pictures)

DAVID Beckham and his tick-like wife Victoria have bought a new house over there.

The all new twenties-inspired Italian villa, the new Beckhingham Palace, has: a tennis court, swimming pool, cinema, … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


A Line From The SandMonkey: An Egyptian Writes On Syria And Terror

WHEN the Egyptian blogger who blogs at Rantings of a Sandmonkey quit, bloggers and free speakers bemoaned his passing. But now he is back.

At the time, Sandmonkey wrote:

“TODAY is going … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Virginia Tech: Cho Seung-Hui Driven To It By TV’s Mr Hyde

WHY did Cho Seung-Hui kill at Virginia Tech?

Even though Cho told the world why we can never really know. Can we? No, we cannot – especially on a slow news … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (6)


Corporal Donald Payne: Britain’s First Convicted War Criminal

DONALD Payne has the honour of being Britain’s first convicted war criminal. He sentenced on Monday to one year in jail for mistreating Iraqi prisoners. The case saw senior commanders … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


One Of The Worst Blow Jobs In History: Genarlow Wilson’s Hard Time

IT could go down as one of the worst blow jobs in history.

Genarlow Wilson has served two years of a ten-year prison sentence for receiving oral sex from a 15-year-old … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (9)


A Woman Screams For Help In Iran’s Islamicist Fashion Purge

THe Iranian regime’s crackdown on anyone not looking the right way goes on.

And Anorak has seen this video of the madness at work. (Spotter GatewayPundit.)

Kamingir translates:
Girl (screaming): I am … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


In The Night Garden: Trip On Off To Bed

IN The Night Garden, the trippy show for babies and toddlers, is off the air.

It is not off our screens because its makers are being questioned by the boys in … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Bored of Britain’s Rabid Islamicists?

ABU Hamza in jail. Omar Barki in Lebanon. And no ranting loon to take their place as the gurning face of religious extremism in the UK.

Are we bored of this … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


Alabama Free Militia And The American Insurgency

WHAT was that about the catalyst for regime change starting from within?

You want the federal Government to change. You want George Bush out but he wins the Presidency with the … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Nuts In May: When Hazel Blears Freaks Out!

HAZEL Blears’ bid to be deputy leader of the Labour Party has hit a snag.
Blears, who has promoted her name on YouTube and hoodies, is appalled, shocked, sadden and very … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (3)


Sea You: Faye Turney And British Hostages Return To Iraq

“FAYE BACK IN IRAQ,” thunders the Sun’s front-page headline. And we learn that Faye Turney, she of the tears and the dirty knickers, is heading beck to the scene of … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Red Army: Princess Beatrice Joins Prince Harry At The Front

AS PRINCE Harry prepares to flush out Iraqi insurgents, so making them easier to slaughter, his cousin Princess Beatrice is preparing for life without him.

“Anything Harry can do…” says the … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (3)


Heir Smiles: Prince Andrew Is ‘Cheap’

WHILE Princess Beatrice prepares to fill Prince Harry’s brogues, and his place at the bar, her dad, Prince Andrew, is holding his skis like he means it.

To the untutored eye, … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


More Breast Of Big Brother’s Danielle Lloyd

WITH one month to before the next Big Brother, Danielle Lloyd is tugging at the bikini elastic of her fame.

Danielle is surely aware that with a new batch of wannabes … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Money Talks: New VoicePay Machines

FROM Big Brother’s Chantelle Houghton to Stephen Hawking, the humble voice is a many-splendored thing.

But despite the fact many of us hate the sound of our own voice, a new … (read more)

Posted: 30th, April 2007 | In: Money | Comment (1)