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Faye Turney And Iran Hostages Strike It Rich

NEWS today that MOD has decided the 15 captives can sell their stories to the Press – Faye Turney reported to have already sold story of her ordeal for £100k.

As … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Hard As Nails

“THE devotees’ palms and feet were attached to wooden crosses with 4-inch nails soaked in alcohol to prevent infection after a nearly mile-long walk to the mound, each carrying a … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Gordon Brown’s Free Money

I’M pretty sure that most readers of the Mail on Sunday probably dislike Brown anyway and their story this morning about his days at University and what he wrote will … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Glossing Over The Fight At Liz Hurley’s Wedding

HAVING taken in England, India and Elton John’s 60th birthday in New York, the wedding of Liz Hurley and Arun Nayar should be approaching the groom’s native Leeds any day … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Stuck On You – Gemma Atkinson Throws Her Knickers At Cristiano Ronaldo

THANKS to the wonders of the world wide web, news of Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend Gemma Atkinson comes with a slideshow.

Now while mum and dad learn via the papery News of … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Back pages | Comments (76)


Urban Planning – Nicole Kidman Is Pregnant

I hear Shiloh is looking for an apostle

NICOLE Kidman, formerly Tom Cruise’s tall wife, the woman now married to singer Keith Urban, is pregnant.

This is the New Of The … (read more)

Posted: 8th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (6)


Millions of Reasons To Vote For Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Mitt Romney…

THIS is how much money Barack Obama, Hiliary Clinton and other US presidential hopefuls raised in the first quarter of this year:

1. Hillary Rodham Clinton ($26 mil)
2. Barack Obama (raised … (read more)

Posted: 7th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Sharon Osbourne, Anthea Turner, Fiona Phillips, Victoria Beckham – Your Country Needs You

SHARON Osbourne, Anthea Turner, Fiona Phillips, Victoria Beckham – Your Country Needs You! Sign Up.

The Royal Navy has admitted that it is rethinking the role of female troops in front … (read more)

Posted: 7th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Cutting Out Aids In New York With A Cicumcision

A PLAN to offer free male circumcision to New Yorkers most at risk of contracting HIV is not going down well in the city.

You can take away a man’s cigarettes. … (read more)

Posted: 7th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (6)


An Easter Message Put To Songs Of Praise

Merry Easter.

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Posted: 7th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Easter Eggs – Jordan’s New And Exclusive Boobs

Says Katie Andre of her Jordans in the Sun: “I am one million per cent having a boob job after the birth.

“It will be my fourth, but I want new implants, … (read more)

Posted: 7th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


I Want You Back – Robbie Williams Rejoins Take That

ROBBIE Williams WILL perform with Take That. And, more to the point, Take That WILL perform with Robbie Williams.

Heady days in the world of nostalgic pop music as we read … (read more)

Posted: 7th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (7)


Jennifer Lopez Zeroes In On Victoria Beckham

VICTORIA BECKHAM’S bestest mate Jennifer Lopez tells the world:

“I couldn’t ever be a size zero.

“I have a butt, I have boobs and I have a woman’s curves – there is … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Iran, Iraq, Sailors And No Little Wash

LOOKING at the Iran hostage/non-booze cruise story, a link is found between the carnage in Iraq and Ahmadinejad in Tehran, as EU Referendum writes.   
Tehran Tyrant
ALTHOUGH one would not hold … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


A Free Vote – For Lightbulbs, Laptops & A Brighter Smile

FORGET Free Nelson Mandela – Britain’s political parties are offering far more free things, as Dizzy writes. 

IT seems that offering freebies are the key to manifestos in the Welsh Assembly elections.

It … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (2)


Angleina Jolie Is A Bird Of Prey

“THE Brangelina of Wilson Bridge’s Bald Eagle Set,” announces the Washington Post, and we are curious.

Can it be that birds are so like humans? And surely if any bird was … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Horror Stories And Shameful Deaths

EVERY day of every week the Mail thinks up imaginative ways to remind you that life is cruel and you are going to experience pain and die.

And if it can’t … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Beyonce – Celebrity Fact Of The Day

BEYONCE, the popular singer, moves her “booty” (arse) for an average of just under 30 seconds per each music video. Impressed? How can you not be. Eat yer heart out … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Did USS Nimitz Force Iran’s Handover?

THE author of this article wonders if the approach of the USS Nimitz Forced Iran’s Decision to release the British hostages. What do you think?

The regime in Iran seems uncertain. Is this a theocracy with delusions … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Madonna Does Sporty Spice

WE always enjoy a celebrity bigging themselves up. And here’s former Spice Girl Melanie Chisholm claiming the shellsuit as her own: “I’ve been a bit of a trendsetter in my … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (4)


Keith Richards Does Pop

Quote: “The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father.” Rolling Stone Keith Richards, quoted in the British music magazine NME.

Figure of Speech: synecdoche (syn-EC-do-che), the … (read more)

Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


The Simpleton Life – A Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie Exclusive

14 has obtained the exclusive image of the Simple Life Goes To Camp promo poster  – starring Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie -before it was heavily altered in Photoshop.

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Posted: 6th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (2)


Prince William – Pull The Other One

”FOR a start William did not invite me back to Bovvy,” says Lisa Agar, 19, the girl who danced with in a Bournemouth club.

“It was one of his friends … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


New Labour, New Neighbour – Hazel Blears’ Local Video

HAZEL Blears, MP for Salford, has taken her campaign to video.

In the race to take over from John Prescott as deputy Labour leader, Hazel has produced three videos on YouTube.

Says … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment (1)


Why Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Chose Shiloh

Angelina Jolie’s brother Jame Haven explains: “At the last second, my parents gave me Haven instead. It was very cool when Brad and Angie came to me and said: ‘We’re … (read more)

Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment