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Tony Blair Comic Relief

TONY Blair does Comic Relief.

Tony Blair, the man who has so much says in how your money is spent, how taxes are raised, how Olympics, schools and benefits are funded, does Comic … (read more)

Posted: 17th, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (2)


Politics Blog

IN The Telegraph arty types and luvvies bemoan to diversion of lottery money to the sporty types. Also, it’s the benefits system that destroys family life (including the remarkable claim … (read more)

Posted: 17th, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Red Nose Appeal

IT is Comic Relief day today. Whoopee indeed.

Actually, it is whoopee this year for there’s a book out in support of it.

Shaggy Blog Stories.

Cobbled together Tightly edited over the past … (read more)

Posted: 17th, March 2007 | In: Money | Comment


You Say You Pay

AS the regulators and broadcasters grapple with the TV phoneline scandal, Anorak once again reminds viewers of daytime telly – the institutionalised, the bedridden, the journalists – what they are … (read more)

Posted: 17th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (3)


BBC In TV Phoneline Jam Bust

“CBEEBIES cheat,” announces the Mirror.

The BBC’s children’s channel is accused of pre-recording a ‘live’ TV show. As the paper reports, junior Saturday morning TV watchers were invited to dial a … (read more)

Posted: 17th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


Lohan Denies ‘Bull***’ TMZ

THE website TMZ is running a story this afternoon, claiming “that Lindsay Lohan was so deeply concerned that her felon father (recently released from prison) would crash a party she … (read more)

Posted: 17th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment


Chop Idol – American Idol’s Simon Cowell Misses Antonella Barba

ANTONELLA Barba had a lucky escape from American Idol.

Simon Cowell has been in conversation with Anderson Cooper, CNN’s newsman in a suit and tidy hair.

Cooper wants to know if Cowell’s … (read more)

Posted: 16th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (2)


Off Message – Justin Timberlake On Britney Spears

BRITNEY SPEARS is in rehab and Justin Timberlake has delivered a touching message.

The Enquirer looks on as a woman approaches Timberlake, who is leaving his agent’s offices.

Woman: Why won’t you help … (read more)

Posted: 16th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (9)


Is Barack Obama Or Chris Rock Mentally Negligible?

AMERICAN comic Chris Rock enters the debate on black/white/Irish etc. Barack Obama for President.

Inan interview with Life Magazine, Rock says:

LIFE: In the first movie you directed, Head of State, you … (read more)

Posted: 16th, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comments (5)


Donald Trump’s Inner Rosie O’Donnell

DONALD Trump, he of the tidal wave hair-do, has been talking of late.

And 14 wonders if Donald Trump is suffering from depression?

According to his own Trumpian logic, the American tycoon … (read more)

Posted: 16th, March 2007 | In: Money | Comments (4)


Politics Blog

THE Prime Minister, a Scot, his successor also a Scot sitting for a Scottish constituency, says in The Telegraph that we would all lose from Scottish independence. Two is an … (read more)

Posted: 16th, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment (1)


Better Than Fox News – The Simpsons

Is the TV news biased? Is The Simpsons a reality TV show? Let’ take a look… … (read more)

Posted: 16th, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Arrest The Gollywogs

TWO black males are acting suspiciously. One is 6ft tall.

Seen hanging around In Touch, a shop in the centre of Writhington, Lancashire, the call has gone out.

Boots on cobbles. Knocks … (read more)

Posted: 16th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (2)


When With Roman – Mrs Abramovich Sits Pretty

OLGA Abramovich is in the bedsit she once shared with her ex-husband roman Abramovich.

The Sun has jetted out to Moscow to speak with Olga, the woman who knew billionaire roman … (read more)

Posted: 16th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)


The Ignorance Of Youth – Coleen Mcloughlin’s Wedding

COLEEN McLoughlin is too busy to marry her footballer.

When pressed on the issue of her marriage to Wayne Rooney, Wagtastic McLoughlin tells the Star: “I haven’t got time yet.”

But she … (read more)

Posted: 16th, March 2007 | In: Back pages | Comment


Beatle Nut – Heather Mills Goes On About Paul McCartney

WE are not yet divorced from Heather Mills. But there are sings Heather Mills is divorced from reality.

“DAY SHE LOST THE PLOT,” says the Mirror’s front page. “Lady Macca rants … (read more)

Posted: 16th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (5)


David Gest Catches Malandra

IS I’m A Celebrity star David Gest, the former Mr Liza Minnelli, the man whose hair UNESCO has designated a scene of special scientific interest, with a new woman?

The Sun … (read more)

Posted: 16th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comments (3)


India Makes Sanjaya American Idol, Antonella Barba Nowhere

AMERICAN Idol’s Sanjaya Malakar is going further than Antonella Barba.

ARE outsourced tech support workers in India using their speed-dialing phone resources and technical expertise to keep a Sanjaya Malakar on … (read more)

Posted: 15th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comments (41)


Nicole Richie’s Simple Wife

NICOLE Richie wears a $2,350 ring.

Nicole does not wear this ring about her waist like a hula-hoop but on a finger. Nicole has gained 10lbs, says the Enquirer. She now … (read more)

Posted: 15th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


No Sex Please We’re Japanese

“THE situation is dismal,” says Kunio Kitamura, the director of Japan’s Family Planning Association. According to official statistics, 34.6 per cent of couple’s have not had relations for more than … (read more)

Posted: 15th, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Trouble In Store & Supermarket

“TESCO jails’ and more DNA testing planned.

So says the Times’ front-page headline.

Home Office proposals are for retail jails.

One is being planned for London’s Selfridges department store. The intention is that … (read more)

Posted: 15th, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment


Today We’re Ethnic-Profiling Ann Coulter

Quote: “What stopped last week’s terrorist attack was ethnic profiling … It is a fact that you could not catch 24 Muslim terrorists by surveilling everyone in Britain equally.” Traitor-hunting … (read more)

Posted: 15th, March 2007 | In: Uncategorized | Comment (1)


Kevin Federline’s Life Swap With Britney

KEVIN Federline, estranged husband to the still more estranged Britney Spears, is holding up a small T-shirt baring the legend “Pooparazzi”.

Why K-Ferret should be doing this we are not told.

We … (read more)

Posted: 15th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Britney Spears – Nil By North & South

BRITNEY Spears does not do things by half.

As the Enquirer reports. Britney is “BATTLING THREE DISEASES.”

We could engage you in a game of guess the diseases, producing a list of … (read more)

Posted: 15th, March 2007 | In: Reviews | Comment


Liz Hurley’s Carbon Dating

IS Liz Hurley carbon neutral?

With so many sharp intakes of breath at her wedding to Arun Nayar, the planet may well be in Liz’s debt. We may even have to … (read more)

Posted: 15th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids | Comment (1)